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Good evening, we interupt your article this evening for a special message from Elle Roslin

The Hans 2012 Giveaway! (Not to be confused with the Kony 2012, we're not trying to arrest Hans, and Roz has refused to run around naked)

Hi again all!
Due to the ever-expanding financial strength of ESO, and our current drive to defend regions necessary for Congress elections in the eUK and our ONE allies, we have decided to initiate another donations spree!

Thanks to the donations of our very generous party members (both at home and away 😉 ), we have been able to stockpile the following amount of supplies:

300 Q5 tanks
950 Q6 tanks
61,400 Wellness

Some of this total has been allocated for our party (ESO), and our MU (Legion), but the rest is available to any other eUK citizen that has a use for the supplies. We ask only that you use them within the next few days to defend the eUK or its allies by fighting smart and fighting hard. Follow the official Ministry of Defence orders whenever possible, and coordinate with your friends to reap the maximum benefit! This giveaway could not have been achieved without the help of the WONDERFUL and GLORIOUS ESO members listed here:

LilySummers
Lightning43
Carlini8
Diakun
ApronChef
Professor Jerry Moriarty
Juracan
Rodney McKay
Zonmei
Nazafyn

A very special thanks goes to my partner in crime, CastoriousBG who helped immensely with organizing this, and to Kravenn and Apronchef for giving me discounts so that we got the most bang for our buck!

So what are you waiting for? Post here and receive glorious supplies! Just post what you need – weapons and/or food. Please don’t ask for more than you can use – we all benefit if these get to people who can use them immediately!

\o/ Elle Roslin, aka Roz



It's been a long time coming, but I can finally give you the Official List of ESO Members Running For Congress!

So without further to do, I give you who will be representing ESO in London on the 25th!


BigAnt

An up and coming member of ESO with a penchant for Keith Lemon. Give BigAnt your vote!

Betafoxtrot

Handsome and witty, Minister of Home Affairs extraordinaire, did I mention handome and witty? These are only some of the words that I can publish without the risk of this article being taken down. Vote Beta tomorrow!

stockyrocky310597

He's short, you can barely understand what he's saying, and he's hooked on steroids! Help StockyRocky get his fix this month!

Dose027

I don't really know the guy, but according to our illustrious PP "He likes licking potatoes on a regular basics." on that alone, I think you'll agree, deserves your vote!

Lily Jane Summers

She's a woman and you don't see many of those anymore. She's also our party president and pretty cool if I do say so myself. Vote Lily!

CheetahCurtis

He's rather fast and not too shabby at article writing which it turns out is a rather rare trait in most big cats. Give CheetahCurtis your votes, and possibly some antelope!

Lord Reincarnate

If names are anything to go by, he used to be a man with a peerage. We're just not sure what he does now. Vote Reincarnate!

RodneyMcKay

He's pretty oldfag. How oldfag? He's been around since beta and he ran the naby before most of you were twinkles in your eDads eye! Give the old sea-dog your vote!


And running in Northern Ireland this month is:

Lightning43

What does electricity and politics have in common? We're not sure eitherway but what we are sure of is that you should vote Lighting43 for congress!

Geronte

Just look at his avtar. Can you say no to that face? If emotional blackmail doesn't get your vote, we don't know what will!

miniman_7

His name might mean small, but I can testify he's mini where it counts. But enough about me, vote for miniman_7!

Ullok

He has taken Horice's legacy as a man who likes his .gifs. If what you want in a congressman is a gif a day, I'm certain Ullok will Oblige!

Nomad Z

Hopefully he doesn't up root when food gets scarce and set up camp elsewhere... Vote Nomad z!

Smaids

Again we turn to our resident dicator, Lily Jane Summers, to shed some light over this character. "He dresses up as a maid in real life.". If what you want is a scandal this month, then vote for Smaids!

SanicTheHedgehog

What do you get when you take an iconic game character and switch one of it's vowels? Turns out not a lot. He doesn't quite run as fast as most blue mammals, but you should vote Sanic anyway!

Fat Codpiece

As his name implies, he's a fan of large pieces of fish, and he's partial to a side of chips too. Vote for Codpiece tomorrow!

Rawdon

Everytime I think of him I think of a pokemon. And it doesn't help that the only thing he says is his name. If you're a fan of Japanese handheld games, Rawdon is the man for you!

Thanks for reading through our candidates and I hope we've convinced you to vote ESO tomorrow. In the mean time, subscribe to the paper to keep upto date with the latest going ons in ESO. The Herald will be back to it's usual self next time!



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PP: Lily Jayne Summers
Media Officer: Betafoxtrot
eUK Forums: http://forums.erepublik.co.uk/


Thank Boblo we finally have congress,

Betafoxtrot
Media guy