[eRUDE] Update! + MOAR TANKS + WIN GOLD?!
Hail Astrid
Welcome to a very special update about eRepublik's Urban Dictionary Entry, which I have given the appropriate title of eRUDE.
We have a fair few entries defining eRepublik and trying to win 100 Q7 tanks so far.
| gali2332
eRepublik is a hardcore German dungeon pr0n website.
Decent enough entry, although perhaps slightly misleading. I mean, not all of the dungeon pr0n produced here is German.
Although admittedly, they are very good at it.
| Sambo233
eRepublik is where insane people come to feel sane.
A personal favourite of mine. In fact, I had to Google to see if maybe he nicked it from some famous quote. Apparently he didn't.
I hereby award thee the Queen's
| Frixios2000
This is a game.
By Jove, he's cracked it!
| Aultman
An online gaming site where you can still buy drugs with bitcoins.
I heard BigAnt's got a good offer going for that!
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😛instant regret.
| dougal4chaos
erepublik is a pay to win game, it used to be fun and used to give the player many options on how to play but now 99% of players are 2 clickers, work n fight
In summary:
...but I can't leave because I've sunk so much time into the game...
| Ron Swanson
eRepublik is a text-based strategy game that caters to those who prefer BDSM and other forms of masochism. Why else would we be playing this?
Clearly, we're seeing a lot of references to players being f*cked by the game. Personally, I don't see it. I mean, it's not as if there's a game character with an actual whip in her hand. Right?
Oh, hi there, Lana.
We're upping the ante.
While the previous entries were humourous, and will be rewarded with 10 Q7 tanks each, they hardly match up to the monster we're battling here. Need I repeat it here?!
I've decided to offer 200 Q7 Tanks and 1.00 GOLD to whoever comes up with the best definition of eRepublik!
Go ahead! Winner will be decided by popular vote/Fataliix!
I'm holding you to that one.
Thank you for reading!
Uh, change that to 'writing UD definitions'
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That's the first thing I ever did win. Also how dare you doubt my originality (although tbh I wouldn't be surprised if I'd accidentally nicked it)
Enjoy the sweet golden boobs of victory!
eRepublik is a massive online strategic orgy which is set in a mirror world where players, referred to as anuses, join in local and national meme competitions, sock conventions, start (sexy) businesses and wage anal wars with other anuses.
In eRepublik, you can interact with other anuses, create original dungeon pr0n, get a job (you'll probably want to get a life as well), start a historical memepage, post anime gifs, or even get your friends together and get double-teamed by the MoHA - all in just 150 hours daily.
Personally, I am an "anus" of eRepublik for almost a year now and I am still being forced to play this game by the psycopathic armadillos that are our admins. If you want to spend a sexually exciting 12 hour period per day, you can join me and the other anuses in writing the history of this massively prolonged and painful anus orgy with longboats and hos.
The Landgraviate of Hesse-Kassel (German: Landgrafschaft Hessen-Kassel), known as Hesse-Cassel during its existence,[1] was a state in the Holy Roman Empire directly subject to the Emperor that came into existence when the Landgraviate of Hesse was divided in 1567 upon the death of Philip I, Landgrave of Hesse.
His eldest son William IV inherited the northern half and the capital of Kassel. The other sons received the Landgraviate of Hesse-Marburg, the Landgraviate of Hesse-Rheinfels and the Landgraviate of Hesse-Darmstadt.
The Landgrave of Hesse-Kassel was elevated to the Electorate of Hesse and Landgrave William IX was elevated to Imperial Elector during the reorganization of the Empire in 1803, in the midst of the Napoleonic wars, and later occupied by French troops and became part of the Kingdom of Westphalia, which was a French satellite state.
I actually posted that in the Congress mails accidentally...
huh?
http://prntscr.com/7ar4gx
>"wage anal wars"
That's the best selling point I've ever seen.
lmao they're having a heated debate about a re-vote on the citizenship committee and I posted a wall of text about anal wars and the Landgrave of Hesse-Kassel.
You're doing the eUK proud. o7
In awe
This is a game in which you have grindr themed anoos battles. When a new player joins, the initaion ceremony involves all members of each country stripping off and having massive ass size comparison. Females are Females on this game. Males aren't. They are one massive body that forms the shape of a massive gigantic raging boner
a place where people with tinny weiners and empty scrotums can buy cheap substitutes for both
Lovin' that penis imagery. Keep it up!
erep is a black market.
gali wins
Good ones, hmmm, maybe Sambo.
eRepublik is the Fight Club of strategy games. The kind of game no one talks about except to those who also play it. The kind of game that makes your soul feel battered and bruised every time you close your browser, yet you still come back for more. The kind of game which spawns alter egos which can consume your real identity and make you feel like your penis is bigger than it actually is (or is it?). The kind of game which makes you create fake organizations bent on reinventing the social fabric of society. The kind of game that, after you've spent hundreds of quid and most of your sanity, you look back and wonder, "Am I f*cking crazy?"
Pardon my repetition.
His name is Robert Paulson.
😁Which, coincidentally, is also a good urban dictionary definition.
Holy shit this is awesome
It's amazing what a few beers can inspire.
eRepublik is a corrupt and annoying game with many stupid updates which no one actually likes. This game is based around strength which you can basically buy by shipping all your money to the 'eLabs'. eRepublik has many modules and most of them are super cra..... *hears vans arrive outside house and armed 'erep' soldiers preparing to raid the house*...... Ehehe... most of them are super crazy and soooooo cool. One is the Political module where you can run your country and and even become president! *Vans slowly roll out of drive way*... Anyway, the warfare module where you have to kill others and your energy runs out is really boring and at the end of the day you only do it for the 25 kills and a couple of medals + gold. Lately they added on the new tournament, which to be honest is crap because no one apart from the guys who sent all there moneiz over to eLabs wins any gold cos all the same peeps get all tha gold becauz they have 70k strength in Div 1 which is too crazy for anyone. Another thing is the media option. In this you can make newspapers, everyone only uses this to get 25 comments for that mission that no one has completed apart from like the MoD newspaper or sumfink. The only other people who don't write just because of missions are the gvt peeps who probs only write caus they have pressure on them or else they get bribed to and it's one step closer to getting to become dictator by getting trust from tha public. Once dictator all they do is sap money from the accounts and button press for eternity. THE END.
Accurate! ^.^
eRepublik, meh.
Horice 🙂
eRepublik is a browser based business which allows the developers to increase their bank accounts by large amounts - all in just fifteen minutes a day. Gold is initially given to new players at a high rate, as they quickly level up. Once the freebies have got them hooked, it becomes much harder to come by, while at the same time the need to obtain it is increased as competitions and ranking tables are delivered making it clear to the newer player that they need to acquire large amounts of gold to catch up with those who have been playing for years (an impossible task). Offers are added that make it seem like the player is getting a good deal when he spends real life money on a game - the ingenuity of making it seem like paying for something that's free is good value for money is what keeps so many people coming back, credit card in hand, over and over again.
As a way to make a lot of money with little effort, eRepublik is hard to beat - as stated before, the development team only has to spend fifteen minutes a day coming up with new ways to screw up the game for the players, which boosts activity as everyone spends a lot of time and energy posting articles complaining about the new changes, instead of logging off for good as might seem more sensible. Meanwhile, tickets reporting bugs, asking for passwords to be reset, etc... can safely be ignored as this will give players even more things to complain about and cause activity to spike even higher. This counter-intuitive increase in activity as things worsen has been patented by eRepublik as the "Piss on them and watch them squirm" strategy.
In summary, eRepublik is a great place for players with more money than sense to hand their credit cards and sense of contentment over to Plato, who will in turn provide a small amount of gold, an almost crippling hunger for more gold, and a general feeling that they are part of a decaying society that will seep beyond the confines of the game and pervade real life.
\(^。^ ) Great entry!
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