[EN] EDEN, why so serious?!

Day 1,240, 14:36 • Published in Croatia Croatia • by Hoso



First some remarks:

- This is my first article so don't be too harsh.

- Any suggestions about mistakes in text (both linguistic and substantive) are welcome.

- ...and I beg You, don’t take this text too seriously 🙂




End of the eWorld?

Few days ago Swedish Congress decided that their ecountry leaves EDEN alliance and joins hostile alliance: ONE. It was sad news but to be honest I wasn’t surprised. In explanation of their decision we can read that our alliance put Scandinavian counties to the side track. Boredom and lack of support forced them to make some changes. It’s difficult to disagree with this explanation.

Is also difficult not to agree with the opinion that highest priority in EDEN was almost always for Romanian and Croatian campaigns. Is it wrong? Few months ago I would say: no, but at present time when another country is leaving our alliance I have to answer: yes. Eden supposed to be a brotherhood but now the bonds are loosen. And here is my question:

EDEN, why so serious?

I know that now most important is that Croatia, Bulgaria and Romania have to reclaim their land but don’t forget that this is just a game. We can burn tons of gold to liberate those countries but in a week or month everything will starts from the beginning. Vicious circle. It’s time to try something new. Below I present You some unusual for EDEN ideas. Let us show not only to our allies but to whole world that EDEN means more than Cromania and Bulgreece.





1. Liberation of spaghettiland



Our Italian brothers occupied by FYROM and Slovenia


Beautiful country, amazing people and brave warriors - this is my definition of eItaly. One of the youngest EDEN members fights against two occupiers and needs our help. When I say pizza I mean margharita, without any strange things on it like FYROM or Slovenia so it’s time to get rid of them.





2. Fight alongside windmills?



Land of freedom under occupation


As a result of a strange contract Poland occupies half of they territory and citizens are increasingly dissatisfied with this situation. Only two resistance wars are needed to liberate their country. We can thus acquire an ally in this part of Europe (and maybe some weed).





3. The first partition of Indonesia



(Not so) virgin soil


Since legendary battles of Hello Kitty and Lion King EDEN countries rarely recommend to fight in Asia. Chinese dragon together with Australian tiger can make the unimaginable a reality. For the first time in ehistory eIndonesia could disappear from the map. Everything they need is our support…





4. Ein shnitzel bitte



Land of apfelstrudel with Slovenian highway


Situation similar to that in Netherlands. Few days ago EDEN forces liberate two of their original regions: Tyrol and Burgenland. It’s time to take a step forward and kick out Slovenes from Austria. Possible profit: another ally.


...and his is not the end. Liberation of Czech Republik, Cyprus invasion of Turkey, partition of Sweden, eWorld is full of possibilities. I hope that I improved someone mood with this text and remember: This is just a game! Have fun with it 🙂





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