[EL PRESIDENTE] NO NEs FOR SMALL COUNTRIES
Fruitcommando
hello friends, this is a quick notice about the mission.
the rewards are:
30 strength
3 bazookas
Japan will not be NEing anyone, there is absolutely no way we can NE anyone and not end up being wiped off the map. If you really want this mission done I suggest a citizenship change. If you propose dumb NE proposals you will be executed in the Fruitcommando court of justice and balance by warlord forester.
EDIT: To make up for the lack of war, I will be making a new national holiday! All glory to president Fruitcommando day! This marks the day eJapan was freed from oppression.
thank you.
-Der Kaiser FructeKommandante
Comments
ha! society take that!
Ô Canada !
ohhhhh nooooooo~~~!!!
budjav lebac : /
Yay, freedom from oppression!
o8
Finally! I have been living under oppresion for so long! Fruitcommando our savior!
lol
you have a good sense of humor : )
i'm loving it : D
lol
Forester pwns!!!11
n*ggertit
😑
Der Kaiser FructeKommandante
yeah this article sounds so democratic xD
These japs actually voted for you?
Thats what I thought Thedark...