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[EA] We are the Elitists, the noobs. You're well...

Day 1,823, 21:17 Published in USA USA by EnterAwesome

Hello once again readers,

Let me be straight up.

What do I see? Faces of the damned, products of yesterday's sorrow, discouraged opportunities. Woe. It can be difficult to reconcile your ideals with reality... but why?Why can't we harmoniously co-exist without scrutiny through the shallow, misconceived superiority complex we have all lived in our lives. Oh!, we're not worthy. You hold your dominion over the contempt of others, pontificating with the others of your breed. We are the landscape and foundation while you're just the formation of a peevish ancestry. We are the noobs and you are the elites.

Don't ostracize us with your ostentatious ideologies and selfish attributes. We follow the true elites, we adhere to a set of standards and tastes led on by a panel of genuine players. I will revel in your downfall and see to it that your vile plans are smashed. We follow the Fingerguns, Pfeiffers, Cerbs, Killing times, Piginzens, Josh Frosts, Molly Emma's etc. NOT You... standing there. Embarrassing. Spewing glory, spewing traits and a sense of a story. With your slogan and bantering, “Burn a miracle if you've got a soul, Burn America if you've got a soul.” I'd rather subsist on venom then stand next to you.

You can't stop me now

I'm a noob... also very grateful I can understand the difference between genuine and lackluster character. I have a deep sense of sadness for those allured from rightousness thoughts and coerced into the fake sense of being apart of something pure. Maybe it is my precocious personality but I doubt that.

We are the noobs and with our power we will unite with the real heros and expel the invaders. I have faith in our future, I am here and I am a noob.

Don't underestimate us.

Thanks For reading!

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EnterAwesome Day 1,823, 21:19

We are the Elitists,noobs. You're well... [insert here[

emdoublegee Day 1,823, 21:21

Go exploration! Even with the name change, still awesome stuff!

Bruce Killah
Bruce Killah Day 1,823, 21:25

You can shed a name, but awesomeness remains

Mary Chan
Mary Chan Day 1,823, 21:42


You can shed a name, but awesomeness remains x2

My name is Mary Chan, and I'm an elitist...
and eCanadian.
I have been eCanadian for most of my eLife, with a couple times I grabbed different citizenships to participate in overseas ATOs, but I kept coming back to eCanada. I am still eCanadian and it is a struggle.

Candor Day 1,823, 21:52

Good formating, V.

Bucephalus92 Day 1,823, 22:28

perhaps a little melodramatic?

l Donkey Kong l
l Donkey Kong l Day 1,824, 23:27

You whack Donkey Kong with stick. 😑

EnterAwesome Day 1,824, 03:36

I don't see melodramatic in this at all, just awesomeness when I read it~! 😛

Trogdorthetroll100 Day 1,824, 07:18


DokJon Day 1,824, 13:31


Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,824, 14:30

Great article! I don't think most newbs know who Josh Frost was though.

Gnilraps Day 1,824, 18:24

voted for excellence

Viarizi Day 1,825, 06:02


joshua tucker
joshua tucker Day 1,825, 17:25

Voted. Tho all the advanced (or at least obscure) words made me slow down to actually read it, which hasn't happened in a while lol

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