我是e中国人/ I am eChinese!
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by Zhou San
Congrats to everyone! Very soon we will all be eChinese and our country will be better off for it. So when the servers come back online, don't be afraid to shout out "I am eChinese!".
Found a spoof of the "I am Canadian" rant (any nostalgic Canadians can watch it at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg) and then editted it a bit and here we go:
Wei,
I'm not a cook, an IT guy, or a bureaucratic official.
I don't live with my parents,
or eat dog,
or drive a souped up Civic.
And I don't know Li, Ming or Wang from Beijing,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I use chopsticks, not a fork.
I speak Chinese or English, not "Moonspeak"
And I pronounce it HELLO, not HER-RO.
I can proudly fly my country's flag at international sporting events.
I believe in peacekeeping, not warmongering,
Giving cash, not gifts,
and that the Panda is a truly proud and noble animal.
"Tofu" is Dofu,
"Kungfu" is Gongfu,
and it is spelt Sichuan,
not "Szechwan"... Sichuan!!
China is the most populous country in the world,
the 1st nation of ping-pong,
and the best part of Asia.
My name is Zhou San! AND I AM eCHINESE!!
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I AM CHINESE
XD
we are all eChinese.
I am Eurasian IRL \o/
China is more complex than you think，but it's home for us
I love China. Voted
New layout profile sucks.
"Chinese" poetry clearly needs some improvement.
haha, hello, Zhou San
ePatriotism is only one step more idiotic than real Chinese patriotism
So you don't eat dog, but maybe cat?
@Mae Jen Min
If I was a Guangdong person maybe. It's a more certain issue in Korea for the dog though. So if this is your insult that maybe I eat cat, then you for sure eat dog because you are "West Korean"? But on that note it says in your profile you are a citizen of China, so do you also maybe eat cat?
@Hodori
"Juche" insults clearly need improvement. Maybe your congress seat was the source of your power. What happened to that by the way? Oh and may I be the first to congratulate you on your Chinese citizenship, looks good on your profile page.
@dawenxi
Hello 😛
中国加油!!
中国加油!!
I am chinese noobs
@Zhou San: You insult me labelling me "West Korean". Thanks for fessing up that you eat cat though. Glad we got that straightened out.
Congrats! You are a Juche Party member and you are denouncing the "West Korean" "movement" that your party leaders are pursuing. So either you are in the wrong party or you are claiming that the Juche have seen the light and given up on their "movement". Which is it?
Man, Zhou, you are burning me good today. I can be Juche and Chinese, but I guess the intricacies of politics are just too much for you to understand.
Welp. Guess I'll run off and cry myself to sleep. Enjoy your Catgut Casserole!
eChina is a lie. The only truth is West Korea, Juche and Glorious Leader!
Good job, we needed something like this.
I am eChinese!! Perhaps now those poor unfortunate souls can clearly realize there is no west korea now that they are all labeled as eChinese
The "I am Canadian" rant is awesome please post that next article.
We are eChinese if you please.
We are eChinese if you don't please.
I am Japanese, but after my time spent in this beautiful country I can't help but feel that a little bit of me is Chinese.
If you ever get kicked out of Japan Reiji, we'll take you in!
唉···英语··
英语汉语只要语言就是好语。
Yay - never need a visa to travel to my beloved second home China again!
Or.. do I?
🙁
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Good TV!
THIS IS ARE ECOUNTRY
I am a Chinese!
OMFG guys add me for those who are chinese. :d
Tiananmen is the most beautiful Gate of Heavenly Peace. Who could forget its majesty? Or for that matter its purpose as a point of assembly and unity for the Chinese people?
I'm 打酱油的
Long live West Korea!
I'm Chinese on the Internet.
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