[Durru's Foreign Affairs Office] ULTIMATUM TO eRUSSIA

Day 1,612, 15:54 Published in North Macedonia Spain by Durruti
Durruland 1,612 eDay
Foreign Affairs Office

[ENG]

Oh hai. As I've seen today is a day for ultimatums, I've decided to do the same as my dear turkish friends and their ukranian brothers. We can't allow evil russians to do whatever they want, specially when they are hitting day after day fellow EDEN's members like Turkey and Norway. So, I, as director of my foreign affairs office, state the following points:

1. eRussia must give me all their vodka's reserves.

2. eRussia must give me all their blonde women.

If they don't aswer, saying "yes" to my petitions, they'll be hardly punished. There won't be a country called eRussia on this map.

I have full support from myself about this decision.


With my best regards,

Durruti.
President of the independent republic of my house.