[DoI] Homes for the Homeless
Day 4,556, 12:51
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by USA Department of the Interior
Homes for the Homeless Assistance Program
Hello all, today I'd like to officially introduce you to the Homes for the Homeless assistance program. This program offers Q1 homes to those who need it and provides a few key benefits:
-Allows you to work one extra time per day
-Adds 50 energy to your pool for the week
-Increases energy production so you can fight more
so having a house is a really great way to be able to play more and be a more valuable asset to the country!
So how do you enter?
1. Visit the DoI website: DoI SITE
2. Enter your UserID into the text box
3. Your application will be automatically generated via voodoo magic
4. The system will process your request and provide a list ordered by those who do not currently have an active Q1 home, level, and finally, the time you applied.
5. I'll send you a Private message explaining some rules and how the process works.
6. You will reply to the message when you're ready. If you are online when I am, I'll reply informing you that I am prepared to send the houses (unless you respond to the original message quickly)
7. I'll post a home on the market for a few dollars higher than the current going rate and send you the money.
8. You'll buy the house
9. ???
10. Profit.
It's much easier than it looks, but because of the steps required, you'll have to give me some time to go through the applications and send the messages/money to buy the houses! As I stated before, the system is smart and prioritizes those who do not currently have an active Q1 house, however, having one does not disqualify you from getting one - it just, unfortunately, puts you at the bottom of the queue.
Update on Food for Flight
This should be ready very soon, it's a very complex system that I am trying to automate and make sure it runs buttery smooth, so stick with me while I get it working! As stated before, you will get a tasty allotment of Q7 food automatically added to your food bank on registration for the program to tie you over
😉
To celebrate the launch, everyone that enters in the next 24 hours will be awarded $1000cc directly into their Taco fund!
Congrats to our $5000cc winners:
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Wilker Nath
Drummertheman
H U L K
Iamnameless
Elmo the Great
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Thank you,
Secretary of the Interior
KingTaco
Useful links:
eUSA server - https://discord.gg/2e6f92Q
eUSA forums - https://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php
Guns and Butter - tinyurl.com/gunsnbutter
GIMP - http://tinyurl.com/eUSA-GIMP
DoI Food Assistance Program - http://www.vintous.net/eusaDOI/usfood
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Why not just make this a one time deal to help new players get their first Q1 house. Thereafter they should be able to buy their subsequent homes from the profit of the previous Q1 house - since Typical Q1 house cost is ~5 work clicks.
thank you for adding the useful links 🙂 and listen to super nova.. very smart person 🙂
people should be able to afford Q1 and Q2 houses by them selves.. with the extra work tickets, you make more money that houses cost..
Q1 = 7 x xtra work x 2000$ = 14k
Q2 = 7 x xtra work x 2000$ = 14k
thats 28k per week... plus the 14k you make from regular work that 42k ... plenty enough to pay for your houses and not suck government tits for money...
Yes they could when they have the knowledge and the funds for it. I think they lack at least one part and that is why eUSA can help.
Homes for the Homies
Together we can do it. 😎
very nice little website
I am all for social programs, but it could be much better cost-effectively talking if the program just set a price for Q1 and Q2 houses, as I said in a previous article and some other players are saying in this article, Q1 and Q2 houses are perfectly afforable if you have a 2k salary and q1 house prices are 9k and q2 house prices are in 18k, and the buyer still makes a profit even at that point.
Altough I understand that it might be more difficult to apply and not as automated like this program, so since I dont manage the program nor I want to do it, Im not saying you should do it like that, Iam just saying it would be better for our economy
Remember that the money that is "wasted" (not really wasted I assume since eventually it will pay off with the progress of the players benefited by this program) could be used in other programs, in different ways
I think some people may be forgetting that I'm paying for all this currently out of my own pocket. 🙂
but how did that money get into your pocket 🙂
Some via private donations, the vast majority by myself.
I signed even if I already have a little house. But how do you know we have an house? The form don't ask for it.
Magic. I know a lot about everyone that signs up 😉
But it doesn't like me - probably more magic
I get
You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 's Apolitical Party')' at line 1
maybe it doesn't like my party
Issue should be fixed 🙂
Now it says "You can only apply once a week! Come back in 7 days for another house 🙂"
And when I tried the Food program & I got the same error today (which I also tried yesterday after the house)
You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 's Apolitical Party','1')' at line 1
I already entered you when I was testing it. I think its the quote in your party name that is messing it up, give me a minute.
Once again. Should be fixed. I applied the filter to the whole site instead of spot fixing as I did before.
Great work...o7
Everyone should have a home!
Pants = penis prison!
thanks.. its quality.. i must have this 🙂