[DoE] The Political Guide for New Players

Day 1,918, 15:34 Published in USA USA by Department of Citizen Affairs

Hello there eWorld!

This one, goes out to you new players. Oh the new players. There are a lot of people out there, who will shout “New player involvement!” but there are few who tell the newbies HOW to get involved. Well, I believe the key to becoming a key political figure in the game, is choosing the right Political Party. There are certain parties that are better suited for you than others. For instance, I have found my pathway to success in the AMP. Now I have many friends in the Feds, USWP, WTP, etc. but I do not think I that the level of personal success that I have found in the AMP, could have found me in any other party. Likewise, there are most likely Federalists who feel the same way, and members of USWP, WTP, and so on.

Now, a word of caution. There are quite a few parties and people out there in the political world, who say that they are fighting for the USA, and that they have USA’s true interests at heart, when they actually aim to hurt the USA.

The main guy to watch out for, goes by the name Ronald Gipper Reagan. He has gone by many names; Ajay Bruno, Pizza the Hut, Winston Churchill, General Cartman Lee, and probably others that I have missed. He is claiming to be on a quest to “free” America from the “tyranny” of the last 3 years. In reality, he is attempting to gain more power so that he can ruin our country. He gives USA citizenship to anyone who wants it, regardless of the rules that congress put in place years ago.

He is joined in his unholy journey by many players like himself, though none are quite as crazy as he is. Nonetheless, they should be avoided and NEVER consorted with. Some names to watch out for are Hanibal LA, Sidarta, Captain Qwark, Norbengo, Loftedraptor, and Viarizi, to name just a few of the big ones. Never believe anything they tell, you, as 90% of it is lies, and the rest is twisted truth. Their Party, the AFA, is full of people committed to the destruction of the eUSA. DO NOT join this party, there are many other parties to join, as you will learn about in a moment.

There are a lot of cool parties to join, with a large variety of people and ideas. Click the Links below to learn more about each party.

The American Military Party

The Federalist Party

The United States Workers Party

Vox Populi

We The People

DISCLAIMER: These were placed in NO PARTICULAR ORDER, simply alphabetical

Well Newbies, that is all for now, but stay tuned for next Week, when I will do similar articles about all the good MUs that you can join.

Until then, keep it Swaggin’, and message me with any questions you may have.