[DoE] Ebabies - Battle of Wits!
Day 1,955, 23:34
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by Department of Citizen Affairs
Announcing the Department of Education's New Player Writing Contest.
Open to new players, with prizes for the best written articles on the provided topic:
"What one trait do you feel is most important for a eUS President to have?"
Eligibility:
- -Writers must be born Jan. 15, 2013 or later.
- -Articles must be submitted before the end of the day (eRep time) on April 4.
- -No specific requirements for article form or structure other than being about the topic.
- -Publish an article in your newspaper and message the article link to Mercurius100 to enter.
- -Or if you do not currently have a newspaper, and you allow the DoE to publish your writing in our newspaper, write your article in Google Docs and submit the link.
The best written article will receive an award of 10 gold. Multiple honorable mention awards of 1000 USD each will also be awarded.
Judges:
Winners will be announced April 5th in this newspaper, with spotlights on the best articles.
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i STOLE THIS ARTICLES VIRGINITY
you dirty dirty man.
Go eBabies!
Meow! ♥
This is an excellent idea.
i like the idea, now i wonder what crazy insane trait that in a eUS prez needs in order to take that job. Thats a tough one 😛
am i eBabie? ; )
yes
RAWR
SColbert 4 Best Judge!
one more 1000 USD from me. i will send to Mazzy Cat
RAWR
Way gold prices are going $1000 may soon be worth more than 1 gold
Its worth ~4 last I checked.
Haha that was supposed to be 10 gold not one gold, sorry. The comment wasn't really supposed to be serious, but at this time buying $200 costs 1 gold where it used to cost $250. The perception of devaluation due to gold mines doing a number on the value of gold.
I like how the rules are well laid out and great to see this opportunity to eUSA New World Citizens. Good luck to the contestants.
That's a very tough thing to write about, because an eUS President needs two traits to be effective. They need 1) to be proud and 2) to be horny. That is to say, they need to be both proud and horny. In other words, P/H.
Ideally, they need to also look like Zooey Deschanel. How to distill these 3 traits into one? I'll have to ponder on this for a bit. I'm not sure anyone currently running for ePOTUS in eUSA right now encompasses the qualities I'm looking for.
Count me in.
How do I enter? :/
Write an article in a newspaper or write something in a Google Docs file that we can post in the DoE newspaper. Message me the link before the end of the day on the 4th and you are entered.
Can i just come to your country and get money and a job?
Mazzy is easily bribeable mwahahaha
!! WHAT IS THIS?!