[DMV4CP] The Glory of Rome, er, Ottawa
Day 2,631, 05:26
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by Kaminarinote
Your typical voter, after voting for our lord and master DMV3
Why vote for DMV3 this month for your Country President? That’s a good question, and to answer that I’ll share with you a little story.
The year is 2014, and eCanada is in the midst of a deep, dark wipe with little hope of ever escaping it. The mighty American empire, led by the dastardly sliver queen herself (Molly Emma) has a chokehold on our nation with no hope of escaping. Then, from seemingly out of nowhere, a defector, a hero named Dennis McVicker stepped out from obscurity and was handed the crown of Canada’s CPship. With it he spent two glorious months returning every region Canada once owned to its citizens. Not only that, but he granted us two might colonies in the Indian subcontinent, a capstone to his greatness. Sadly the presidents, including myself, embarrassingly, that came after him squandered it away – but that was because they were missing his monumental leadership. It’s time to restore eCanada’s greatness. No one else can do it, and he has done it before! Let us make Canada an empire again, let us elect DMV3 for our lord and master. Four out of five former CPs of Canada agree: DMV3 is the best choice.
Do not squander your precious vote! Your time is now, actually the 5th, but also now!
- Kaminarinote
President-in-Canada
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Spammmmm
Nah b, an official endorsement of a CP reinforced by my reason for endorsement ain't spam, yo.
huh?
Oh no, you misunderstand me, I was just expressing my love for canned luncheon meat.
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Is DMV the only one running? I see no one else putting any effort at all into these elections.
He has my vote simply for being the only one to respect us enough to campaign.
Yeah, he's got Bruce and CG beating the brush looking for votes.
We'll find active players. There have to be two or three lying around somewhere
The only two real candidates I see are IBB and DMV. However, DMV isn't at all involved in government so he doesn't have to deal with all the chaos we're currently organizing. I'd cut IBB a bit of slack and judge him by how well the next few days go 😉
I'd dare say not being involved with the current clusterf**k is a quality, not a fault.
Well, I have heard some people say managing a war is an exercise in organized chaos. In the next few days you will see less talk and more action.
I agree. The sixth is a few days from now, and DMV is a man of action.
That is far too late. Get your rifle ready we're going to wage war 🙂
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eCanada needs an American president. Its settled, right?
Agreed. - Kaminarinote, former Asst. Fed Media Director
if by 'Defector' you mean 'PTOer' then I agree.
What a strange PTO that utterly liberates a country from nothing and makes it prosper; only after spending hundreds of their own RL money.
Leo is being Leo. The ballsack that he is. ignore him 😛
Please, you give me too much credit.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/6025492
H-He's alive! Waifu's alive! I was honestly confused by a guy named WoodyJack lol.
good luck
does anyone go on IRC these days?
What's irc? Lol
"Then, from seemingly out of nowhere, a defector, a hero named Dennis McVicker stepped out from obscurity and was handed the crown of Canada’s CPship."
He was only handed CP cause I had to back out of the race.
And then, more importantly, he liberated Canada from its enemies. Touching, really. So I thank you for handing the crown to your betters for the sake of salvation of our glorious nation.
I wouldn't say betters... but you're welcome.
Our Nation? Who let you back into Canada?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXmwK2-R2dY&t=1m7s