First, I would like to thank everyone in Ireland for such a warm welcome
Bhane, come on, when so many people are asking you not to go, you should be considerate of them and stay. (I sound like such a hypocrite saying that
😛), but yeah you should walk it off and stay.
Ahem, so I got this message a few days ago from Kualkreep. And also saw his retarded pastebin convo.
Oh noes Kreep, you thought I lost my edge and I wouldn’t write an article about it, now did you?
“I see that you are gone. Somehow, it made me sad.”
Aww you poor child! But somehow I have a very hard time believing this sh1t. You are morally impotent, in the sense that the tiny needle of your moral compass always points south.
“It wasn't personal, just business”
Awww why didn’t you say that before??? I would have just STFU and taken all those abusive and obscene spam quietly because business makes it all perfectly alright.
This sounds more like a tenth rate middle school version of God father Part III, (you know the movie that should never have been made.)
Kafkaesque lol there was nothing “Kafkaesque” about it, it was plain ghetto-trashesque.
Getting personal is your business. For me, this is neither personal nor business, it is what it is, a bloody game and you are a bloody joke
Haha you are now trying to justify nastiness by putting some pseudointellectual artsy spin on it. Well let me debunk it and break it down into a language that is more astute and befitting of your “business.”
Imagine we are walking on a street and there is dogsh1t on the sidewalk. You go running towards it, wallow in it and then proceed to eat it. Then you say “wahahaha you have no guts to do it. I am the King, I rule.”
I am disgusted by it and say “eww” and take the high road.
And then your minions will be like “Look, look, savior of epakistan since 5 years, protecting us all by eating sh1t. Yuss, Yuss, so great! Nyx Lynx ran away lolx lolx hue hue hue”
If a dog is constantly barking and the lioness just ignores and walks away, it just means that the lioness doesn’t give a sh1t. Why would I spend my time around someone on the internet who has anger issues?
If I see kreeps like you and Wild Owl, that passive-aggressive, pretentious, backstabbing loser (atleast get your own first name copy cat, wildy is taken :>); yes I will run away at a million miles per hour on the high road.
Oh yeah, I saw your IRC logs too Calling me a whre, a hundred times is more of a reflection on you than it is on me.
You are all brain damaged, cyclical and tedious. So yawnsomesque. You think you are some great schemer Kualkerr, your game is so see-through. Only you believe in your own BS.
“I know you probably hate/despise me”
Lol please, don’t flatter yourself. You are surely annoying as hell but that’s all you are. You want to glamourize it, dehumanize it, pretend to be all dark, evil and “Kafkaesque”, but it is none of these things, you are just an incompetent misogynist bully who went on a rage rampage.
If you don’t get the biggest piece of cake, you will snatch the whole cake, throw it away and ruin it for everybody. My friends and I really put effort on ePakistan. I loved ePakistan. But its ok, we will start again, if not in ePakistan, somewhere else. I don't hate you lol honest!
In Ireland, they were collecting funds for this child Krakken, I would have done the same thing for you Kualkreep, but you are beyond help. Your box of evil has no hope left in it.
As 98 would have very eloquently put it, “you are the special kind of retard.” That is why wise people on the internet say, “Never go full retard.”
LOL @ these pastebin logs, *facepalm*. You talk about great contacts, yes , yes, sure, sure, I heard about your fail Belgium strike and media war with UK lol.
“I would've enjoyed had we been on the same side - *sigh* - May be in another game, another e-life
Your side? How NICE! Making multis and harassing women and children on internet! OMG my life’s sole ambition!
And if I was on your side, what would you do? Rule the world? Conquer the universe? Destroy your arch-nemesis and my bro Jakal? Speaking of whom, here is Jakal’s latest project:
Everyone check it out and support :>
If I were on your side, my IQ would drop a 100 points and I will be as intelligent as your ovine followers that you make a fool out of every day.
You know what Kualkreep, I can’t even be mad at you because you are a buffoon. I will be on the right side hanging out with the cool ones like Dio Brando, Dio Makso, etc.
Instead of being an egomaniac like you, Dio Brando has this zen-like patience, humility and power doesn’t get to his head. Only when required, we will go WRYYYYY!
The DIO fist symbolizes that, we leave our personal ego behind and we all unite as ONE as Dio! Hey we are quirky
Anyway, if you insist on being on the same side, as I am not the one to hold grudges, start with a formal apology article. Make it good.
You can borrow my dictionary because your dictionary seems to be missing the following words:
Sportsmanship, Honour, Manners, Tolerance, Ethics, Hardwork, Honesty, Conscience, Compassion, Intelligence
You can also randomly throw in the words Arabesque along with your retardesque in a futile attempt at making it sound cool. After this, you can get on my side of things. You will start as the janitor.
The strongest person is the one who is strong when he reaches the top and also when he hits the bottom.
In local news,
@Krakken, my darling misguided child, I don’t need your permission to practice Dioism. You claim to be an old friend of mine, (thanx I am truly humbled) you should know that “shoo shoo, get out” won’t get me out of here. You should take classes from Kualkreep and syndicate on how to stoop to the lowest levels and bore me to edeath.
You were quoting biblical verses hoping what exactly? That I would get guilty and scared that I blasphemed and I would go to hell? Well my old friend, that’s not going to work on me as I am an atheist in RL. Next time try garlic, silver bullets, wooden stakes and holy water.
Dioism has nothing to do with RL religion. It is tolerant of every religion and non-religion. Dioism has Christians, muslims, jews, atheists, ponyists, etc in it except pig disgusting capitalists. It is for people who want more from the game than just zombie mode two-clicking.
You misrepresented me in your article saying I am for democracy? I don’t believe in democracy, I believe in Diocracy. No salivating for CP medal, no stupid mudslinging party politics, total unity.
Also, if you must know, when I was CP, I completely ignored the entire congress, HOC was a total clown, pain in the ass and shut it down because of PTO problems.
(The eIrish Empress Dio)
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