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[DIO Nyx] Kafkaesque

Day 2,388, 10:17 Published in Ireland Serbia by Nyx Lynx

First, I would like to thank everyone in Ireland for such a warm welcome 🙂

Bhane, come on, when so many people are asking you not to go, you should be considerate of them and stay. (I sound like such a hypocrite saying that 😛), but yeah you should walk it off and stay.

Unimportant news

Ahem, so I got this message a few days ago from Kualkreep. And also saw his retarded pastebin convo.

Retarded convo

Oh noes Kreep, you thought I lost my edge and I wouldn’t write an article about it, now did you?

“I see that you are gone. Somehow, it made me sad.”

Aww you poor child! But somehow I have a very hard time believing this sh1t. You are morally impotent, in the sense that the tiny needle of your moral compass always points south.

“It wasn't personal, just business”

Awww why didn’t you say that before??? I would have just STFU and taken all those abusive and obscene spam quietly because business makes it all perfectly alright.

This sounds more like a tenth rate middle school version of God father Part III, (you know the movie that should never have been made.)

Kafkaesque lol there was nothing “Kafkaesque” about it, it was plain ghetto-trashesque.

Getting personal is your business. For me, this is neither personal nor business, it is what it is, a bloody game and you are a bloody joke 😃

Haha you are now trying to justify nastiness by putting some pseudointellectual artsy spin on it. Well let me debunk it and break it down into a language that is more astute and befitting of your “business.”

Imagine we are walking on a street and there is dogsh1t on the sidewalk. You go running towards it, wallow in it and then proceed to eat it. Then you say wahahaha you have no guts to do it. I am the King, I rule.”

I am disgusted by it and say eww and take the high road.
And then your minions will be like “Look, look, savior of epakistan since 5 years, protecting us all by eating sh1t. Yuss, Yuss, so great! Nyx Lynx ran away lolx lolx hue hue hue”

If a dog is constantly barking and the lioness just ignores and walks away, it just means that the lioness doesn’t give a sh1t. Why would I spend my time around someone on the internet who has anger issues?

If I see kreeps like you and Wild Owl, that passive-aggressive, pretentious, backstabbing loser (atleast get your own first name copy cat, wildy is taken :>); yes I will run away at a million miles per hour on the high road.

Oh yeah, I saw your IRC logs too Calling me a wh[]re, a hundred times is more of a reflection on you than it is on me.

You are all brain damaged, cyclical and tedious. So yawnsomesque. You think you are some great schemer Kualkerr, your game is so see-through. Only you believe in your own BS.

“I know you probably hate/despise me”

Lol please, don’t flatter yourself. You are surely annoying as hell but that’s all you are. You want to glamourize it, dehumanize it, pretend to be all dark, evil and “Kafkaesque”, but it is none of these things, you are just an incompetent misogynist bully who went on a rage rampage.

If you don’t get the biggest piece of cake, you will snatch the whole cake, throw it away and ruin it for everybody. My friends and I really put effort on ePakistan. I loved ePakistan. But its ok, we will start again, if not in ePakistan, somewhere else. I don't hate you lol honest!

In Ireland, they were collecting funds for this child Krakken, I would have done the same thing for you Kualkreep, but you are beyond help. Your box of evil has no hope left in it.

As 98 would have very eloquently put it, “you are the special kind of retard.” That is why wise people on the internet say, “Never go full retard.”

LOL @ these pastebin logs, *facepalm*. You talk about great contacts, yes , yes, sure, sure, I heard about your fail Belgium strike and media war with UK lol.

“I would've enjoyed had we been on the same side - *sigh* - May be in another game, another e-life 🙂

Your side? How NICE! Making multis and harassing women and children on internet! OMG my life’s sole ambition!

And if I was on your side, what would you do? Rule the world? Conquer the universe? Destroy your arch-nemesis and my bro Jakal? Speaking of whom, here is Jakal’s latest project:

Everyone check it out and support :>

If I were on your side, my IQ would drop a 100 points and I will be as intelligent as your ovine followers that you make a fool out of every day.

You know what Kualkreep, I can’t even be mad at you because you are a buffoon. I will be on the right side hanging out with the cool ones like Dio Brando, Dio Makso, etc.

Instead of being an egomaniac like you, Dio Brando has this zen-like patience, humility and power doesn’t get to his head. Only when required, we will go WRYYYYY!

The DIO fist symbolizes that, we leave our personal ego behind and we all unite as ONE as Dio! Hey we are quirky 😃

Anyway, if you insist on being on the same side, as I am not the one to hold grudges, start with a formal apology article. Make it good.

You can borrow my dictionary because your dictionary seems to be missing the following words:

Sportsmanship, Honour, Manners, Tolerance, Ethics, Hardwork, Honesty, Conscience, Compassion, Intelligence

You can also randomly throw in the words Arabesque along with your retardesque in a futile attempt at making it sound cool. After this, you can get on my side of things. You will start as the janitor.

The strongest person is the one who is strong when he reaches the top and also when he hits the bottom.

In local news,
@Krakken, my darling misguided child, I don’t need your permission to practice Dioism. You claim to be an old friend of mine, (thanx I am truly humbled) you should know that “shoo shoo, get out” won’t get me out of here. You should take classes from Kualkreep and syndicate on how to stoop to the lowest levels and bore me to edeath.

You were quoting biblical verses hoping what exactly? That I would get guilty and scared that I blasphemed and I would go to hell? Well my old friend, that’s not going to work on me as I am an atheist in RL. Next time try garlic, silver bullets, wooden stakes and holy water.

Dioism has nothing to do with RL religion. It is tolerant of every religion and non-religion. Dioism has Christians, muslims, jews, atheists, ponyists, etc in it except pig disgusting capitalists. It is for people who want more from the game than just zombie mode two-clicking.

You misrepresented me in your article saying I am for democracy? I don’t believe in democracy, I believe in Diocracy. No salivating for CP medal, no stupid mudslinging party politics, total unity.

Also, if you must know, when I was CP, I completely ignored the entire congress, HOC was a total clown, pain in the ass and shut it down because of PTO problems.

Yours awesomesque,

Nyx Lynx
(The eIrish Empress Dio)
PS – Please vote Ariovistus’ article, he is taking up the Herculean task of rebuilding ePak. Good luck!

Vote for Ariovistus


Bhane Day 2,388, 10:25


Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,388, 10:48

welcome back 😛

Iuliusv Day 2,388, 10:53

kafka is soooo classy but if we can go back to GoT I would like to be to you what Jorah Mormont is to Daenaerys Targaryen

Heart Stealer
Heart Stealer Day 2,388, 10:58

i hope you saw what happened to jorah in recent episode 😃

Arfan-Khan Day 2,388, 17:03

+ he was friendzoned for like 3 seasons 😛

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,389, 08:44

i only watched like 2 seasons of GoT, should watch it when I get time. Already wasting time here 😕

Heart Stealer
Heart Stealer Day 2,388, 10:55

Hahaha those idiot noobs who dont even know anything about politics are barking now again. Its not purely business its just being the b!tch of TDK. They always licked the feet of TDK so called corrupt self centered politicians.

Its Good to see you back in action warrior princess.

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,388, 22:42

lol overcompensating for the lack of something obviously.

When I was reading the logs I was like 😐

Waruda Day 2,388, 10:55

Voted thanks for the mention. Pretty cool tool there Jakal. That pastebin is p funny. kualkerr watches kiddy porn, eye opening.

Heart Stealer
Heart Stealer Day 2,388, 11:00

hahaha thats what they can do best 😃

TheJakal Day 2,388, 11:24

Glad your back!

Goran L
Goran L Day 2,388, 11:27


Muz1 Day 2,388, 13:18

Finally the drought of Nyx's articles is over!! :3

Paddy OBrien
Paddy OBrien Day 2,388, 13:41

Dio lost me when disgusting pig capitalists were disqualified 😕

I'm still your adoring fan, tho 🙂

Ian Arb
Ian Arb Day 2,388, 15:05

Paddy you disgusting filthy capitalist pig.

Paddy OBrien
Paddy OBrien Day 2,388, 15:26


Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,388, 22:43

lol we will make exceptions for you paddy. You are allowed 🙂

Didei Day 2,388, 13:53

Wellcome back 😛

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,388, 22:44

thx did u read those logs? 😃

Didei Day 2,388, 23:01

text wall .. saw pictures xD

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,388, 23:58

Not my article, this log

Scroll down to the Atra name dropping part.

Didei Day 2,389, 00:04

Did now see 😕

Ian E CoIeman
Ian E CoIeman Day 2,388, 14:55

This is a great tool. I hope to use that newcomers tab to find fresh victims in the near future.

Voted o/

Poco Curantism
Poco Curantism Day 2,388, 19:54

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Coltan Bonobo
Coltan Bonobo Day 2,388, 21:42

I have no idea W.T.F you are talking about, but that pic at the end gave me a hardon, so just tell me what I need to do. This has piqued my vague curiosity and that in itself is surprising.

Erm.......Yaaay for Dio?

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,388, 22:45

yay for Dio indeed.

Dio Czenishkov
Dio Czenishkov Day 2,389, 00:24

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Kaminarinote Day 2,389, 04:25

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Strywgr Day 2,389, 08:35

i missed your articles!
welcome back!!!!

ChewChewShoe Day 2,389, 13:55

tl;dr boring as shit

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,389, 18:42

not my fault, the person I wrote about is very boring. It was meant to be for people from ePak.

Brian Boru
Brian Boru Day 2,389, 14:29

Speaking as the Emperor of the Irish, I don't recall marrying you.

Also, TLDR

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,389, 18:43

who are you?

Brian Boru
Brian Boru Day 2,389, 21:26

Someone who can actually remember when Dio was around.

Brian Boru
Brian Boru Day 2,389, 14:29

Also, Ariovistus is in Pakistan? God help us

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,389, 22:46

lol its Eraclea. Good for epak

Waruda Day 2,389, 23:23


Brian Boru
Brian Boru Day 2,390, 03:14

Alright lad?

Waruda Day 2,390, 04:22

Hanging in there 🙂

kualkerr The Warrior Poet Day 2,389, 23:15

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Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,389, 23:39

LOL pedo u are not worth anything. All you do is lie through your teeth and rage. Those logs say it all. Turn the place into a morgue loser. And don't send me private messages creep.

kualkerr The Warrior Poet
kualkerr The Warrior Poet Day 2,390, 00:07

Its quite evident who is raging right now 😉

Talking about morals when you are pasting snapshots and logs to somehow save your face and move on from the beating you took from me a while back? You are a funny wh*re, really 🙂

But like I said, I enjoy your sarcasm and malcontent. Keep going (y)

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,390, 00:22

you are an unfunny inbred pedo though 🙂 What you call as beating is basically you showing the world that you are a misogynist narrow minded primitive perve who can't play fair. You are the laughing stock of erep community who takes the game way too seriously. You are an old story. A sad one at that. I pity you. tsk tsk

kualkerr The Warrior Poet Day 2,390, 04:09

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Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,390, 05:45

You are a sad, bitter senile old fogey who sits there alone and makes multis destroying everyone else's work. You have isolated yourself from everyone and the friends that you have like 5-6 of them, you call them puppets. You treat people awfully and you are horrible as a person.

You were justifying your behavior and you are just a desperate pedo. Killjoy, buzzkill, enemy of fun, creep.

kualkerr The Warrior Poet
kualkerr The Warrior Poet Day 2,390, 05:49

Thanks 🙂 And you are THE Wh*re, Period! :3

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,390, 07:29

😃 Your mother is THE WH*RE and you are THE PEDO period.

Poco Curantism
Poco Curantism Day 2,390, 08:52

Get a room guys.

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,390, 09:09


Gross! Grotesque!

kualkerr The Warrior Poet
kualkerr The Warrior Poet Day 2,391, 00:07

*Shrug* You would know, mom!


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