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Day 2,254, 21:37 Published in Pakistan Serbia by Nyx Lynx

Since you losers don't take initiative other than to complain, let me bribe you to do some positive things.

This contest is simple and is open to everyone regardless of your personal issues. It is also open to international participants.


1. What would you change about your eCountry? (Don't forget to name your ecountry dumba55.)
2. What do you like the most about this game? (Tough question)
3. Tell me your personal problems (optional)
4. Person you like on erep and why?(I DARE YOU)
5. People you hate on erep and why? (I DOUBLE DARE YOU)


1. COMMENT the answers below.
2. Be original
4. Trolling is allowed but you will get trolled back


Best Answer - 300cc
Funniest Answer - 200cc
Most Pathetic Answer - 100cc

Participation prize - 20cc each

I hope you all participate. Stop being boring and predictable. Stop just fighting. Have fun, be free and don't worry about people judging you. They already think you are a d0uche 😃



Winners and Sponsors will be announced when this article expires. Hurry and write your comments quick as they will have better chances at being original.

-Nyx Lynx
(The Coolest)

PS: If you want to starts contests of your own and would like to leech off of the donation fund, write to me on PM


orest09 Day 2,254, 21:59


mufekk Day 2,254, 22:01

i love your comment: ' tough question' :DDD
do not hate nobody ( but have my own oppinion about some...!-loll)

have a niceee day!
v 3 , sub 218

Muz1 Day 2,254, 22:00

I'll give 1g to anyone who doesn't participate.

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,254, 22:10

that would be the entire erep minus the cool people that will participate. You are not that rich liar liar

Muz1 Day 2,255, 00:01
What did you say? I couldn't hear you over the sound of my gelbs!
(P.S Still haven't received my bday gift 😐 )

Crocodile Gena
Crocodile Gena Day 2,254, 22:04

I have a niceee day!
v 9, sub 219+shout

Muz1 Day 2,254, 22:05

1) I would do a genocide in my eCountry to eradicate the a$$hats.
2) Myself. :3
3) osturbating
4) Sparkfyre, she's just like a rl sister to me. 🙂
5) Not many except those who are hypocrites, fight and rant all the time. (Pretty obvious who I'm pointing towards).

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,254, 22:12

Number 5 - Triple dare you to name them 😃

Admiral General Mickey
Admiral General Mickey Day 2,254, 22:32

1. Most of the citizens in eIsrael are in the ages of 11-14, something I would like to change. I would like to see more people of course, our community is almost "dead". More cooperation from our citizens would be great as well.

2. I like the community, I really do. Most of them are funny people and it's awesome to play and joke with them. If there wasn't community here, I wouldn't play eRep of course.

3. Well, one of my problems is that I have att ... att .... att ention defic ... deficit disorder.
Just kidding (I hope I didn't hurt anyone by this, and if I am, I'm sorry). I think that one of my problems is that I'm pessimist.

4. John TG - A great man, true patriot, funny and serious in the same time. I'm glad to have the opportunity to work with him on each day. I like to joke with him a lot. Here is an example:

5. Well. I hate people who take real life matters into the game. For example: Antisemitic people. They have Jewish, ok no problem, but this is not real life, but a browser game, so at least don't comment like "One Jew less is always better" ... this is disgusting and takes the fun of the game.

rainy sunday
rainy sunday Day 2,254, 22:52

1. Fewer multis and deadbeats, more self-motivated and creative new players.
2. Sand.
3. I hate shopping and I need to.
4. Only one? I like you. You're feisty.
5. I hate no one but I have zero respect for Ajay Bruno for reasons that extend beyond eRepublik. And super serious business real lifers. Yea, they blow.

Uzair J
Uzair J Day 2,256, 11:49

are you a girl?? hardly met any girl who hates shopping..

rainy sunday
rainy sunday Day 2,256, 13:04

no, i'm not a girl. i'm a woman. and i loathe shopping.

Uzair J
Uzair J Day 2,256, 13:49

well there's always a first time to everything i guess 😛

Pfeiffer. Day 2,255, 23:16

1. Rename country Matzgary, institute a Triumvirate Monarchy with myself, Publius, and rainy sunday as rulers.
2. Sand. Also people kiss your ass a lot once you're good at the politics and that's always fun.
3. Never enough time.
4. If forced to pick only one, I pick me.
5. Hate doesn't really apply. Ajay comes closest, but really that's just a lot of pity and frustration.

kirintaimu Day 2,256, 19:30


Shin Gouki
Shin Gouki Day 2,255, 01:14

1. I would like a state executioner and perhaps a torture cell for all the amazing people listed in ans 5.
2. The game gives us such a convenient opportunity to troll all those we don't like. It's like a ready to eat meal, just put it in the microwave and its ready. Thankyou for giving us another opportunity.
3. Delayed Ejaculation & Boredom.
4. I fail to understand why i'm expected to like one person and hate plenty of people? Is my hateful nature this obvious? I refuse to answer this question until the word person is replaced with people! I like people plenty of them and I hate a lot more people than I like! You shouldn't be spreading such hatred.
5. I feel that the limitation of characters allowed in comments would restrict me from expressing my true hatred towards all the idiots so I have chosen to answer this question in an article! I'm so gonna win this!

Shin Gouki
Shin Gouki Day 2,255, 01:17

I feel something so right by doing the wrong thing!

S t e i n b r e c h e r
S t e i n b r e c h e r Day 2,255, 07:09

I dont have 20 cc

Nyx Lynx
Nyx Lynx Day 2,255, 09:16

its free to participate and if u do, I shall give u 20 cc even if u write total BS

S t e i n b r e c h e r
S t e i n b r e c h e r Day 2,255, 10:07


1. What would you change about your eCountry? (Don't forget to name your ecountry dumba55.)

I would delete it.

2. What do you like the most about this game? (Tough question)

I like link

3. Tell me your personal problems (optional)

I osturbate a lot and I hveel guilt ahvterwards.
Also I am very ugly and poor.
And I stink.
Sometimes its unbearable.
I hveel enormous rage hvrom time to time and when it happens, I cut myselhv to release the tension.

4. Person you like on erep and why?(I DARE YOU)

I like girls cuz they smell better than me

5. People you hate on erep and why? (I DOUBLE DARE YOU)

I don't hate anyone, but I do insult a lot of people.
Because they are retarded.
I won't write their names, cuz I have only about 1209 (1207 now .. no it's 1182 .. it's actually 1160 ..) characters left ..

Kushal Friggin' Agrawal
Kushal Friggin' Agrawal Day 2,255, 07:12

1. eIndia needs a more stable government and a better newbie retention programme.
2. Just the media.
3. My mom won't let me hang out with my girlfriend :'(
4. Ashwamedh for his wisdom. Uv Ajed for his tactical mind.
5. Dioists for involving religion into a game.

Gnilraps Day 2,255, 07:17

1. eUSA needs to kill off its current Military support system and change to a Combat Orders Only system.

2. It is random chaos in an otherwise controlled environment. The possibilities are great. I especially like seeing how the media creates a sense of reality in a virtual world.

3. Marriage to someone who is deeply emotionally ill.

4. Deepchill for taking the MU I slaved over and making it even better.

5. Yeah I don't relate to the idea of hatred in this game, but disgust? That would be Ajay.

John TG
John TG Day 2,255, 07:15

1)I would like admins to add a rl neighbor "enemy" we can raise Israel's activity of community! And bring some adult rl players so we can be stronger!
2)I like the Community, all the guys (and girls) are awesome! Maybe we are a small community but i love them!
3)I'm in love with a girl that she is ignoring me 😛
4)xMikiG0x, he is the smartest, most talented person i have ever meet in this game in my whole e-life!!
5)Nazis, antesimitism guys, racists!

Poco Curantism
Poco Curantism Day 2,255, 17:56

1. I wouldn't change anything about my eCountry, ePakistan. It's perfect and the players are really active. Thee is an amazing sense of community, and trying to make the country more successful. It's super-fun.

2. The Power Wheel. It's awesome. It just spins and you never know where it's going to stop. I actually wet my pants a little when it appears, I just get so giddy and excited.

3. I just have too much love to give.

4. Gosh. This is tough. There are so many great influences on my eLife. If I have to choose, I would say I really admire Taha Ahmed. He is a major influence and sort of a visionary player in ePakistan.

5. I hate people who are sarcastic, troll, and are not genuine in their answers.

Waruda Day 2,255, 20:19

1. ePakistan requires the 300, simples.
2. Ideological interactions tend to keep me interested.
3. I cry like a baby every time I see Bambi's mom shot down. The tale of Peter cottontail also sheds the tears ;_;
4. Rainy Sunday, kawaii duh 😃
5. Multi-thieves, they ruin the game immensely.

Uzair J
Uzair J Day 2,256, 11:47

1. make it plato-free.
2. -gold
- more gold
- all my friends- ebros and esiss that i made
- did i mention gold 😛
3. got a long list..😛 which one are you interested in 😉
4. all my ebros and esiss cause i make them look awesome xD just take the example of yourself 😉
5. -all racists
-all those who hate ePakistan
-all those who try to bully others for their own personal pleasure

Dio Nuisance Value
Dio Nuisance Value Day 2,256, 14:10

1. For my eCountry, I would have the resurrection of the God Emperor Dio Brando, who in His wisdom would see fit to bring about a spirit of unity among all the peoples of ePakistan, and demonstrate to us how to live together in peace and harmony, as brothers; dispelling all discord. Purify the Sands of the filth of barbarian conquerors and restoring its life giving properties to their pristine state, fecund with orchards of Cigars ripe for the picking. I would prostrate myself before Him, and in His power and glory beseech of Him that ePakistan be made whole forevermore, a paradise that calls out to the hearts of all men and beckons them. ePakistan would be changed, an eternal fortress which vast barbarian armies dash themselves against as the ocean's fiersest waves crash amongst the rocks and are there torn asunder. While inside the walls generations of peaceful sons and daughters of Dio live out their lives without ever knowing fear, hate, or violence, except in the silly fairy tales told them by their elders, stories of brutish pig-snouted men and swashbuckling, duplicitous peoples never to be trusted, sporting luxuriously groomed and oiled moustaches. The children of ePakistan and of Dio Brando will never want of anything, for ePakistan will provide.

2) I like the fact that you can be whoever you like. You are who you choose to be here, and it does not have to bear even the remotest resemblance to who you are in the real world.

3) See: 2)

4) I like everyone. There's no one I actually don't like. How could I? No one is real here. We're all just playing roles for our own entertainment. I "like" people who understand that, and don't really allow themselves to be effected deeply enough to love or hate just by reading words on a screen.

5) See: 4)

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