[Derp4PotUS] The War Horse Keeps Charging

Day 3,479, 08:06 • Published in USA USA • by Derphoof

Surprise.

Bet you didn’t think you’d see me again. Yet, here I am. This horse keeps running and won’t let up in putting America first and foremost, both in the eyes of the government and the eyes of the world. So, here we go again.

Another month.
Another article.
Another campaign.

Let’s get into it.




American Leadership at the Helm

We are facing even more changes in international politics. The biggest change on the horizon exists within the leadership of our alliance, Pacifica. Our current Secretary General, TheJuliusCeasar, has announced that he will be resigning as the SG of our alliance. He has been a wonderful SG and has led our alliance faithfully and dutifully.

Now, it is time for American leadership within the alliance. There is no better candidate for this position than Yui, and it is my intention to nominate him as the SG of our alliance.

This loyal, proud and horny citizen, has been a valuable instrument in the workings of our foreign affairs, always willing to do what is needed to succeed. With his ability to consistently and effectively communicate with others, on demand, he is both quick and thoughtful in diplomacy. With his leadership, and hard work, I know that we will be able to propel the alliance forward, with confidence, into the perils of the future.

It is time to bring American leadership back to Pacifica, and Yui is the right American for the job.




WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?!
Actually, it’s good for everything

Our war against Ukraine gave us great excitement and has provided us with excellent amounts of medals and profits. However, we’ve been tied up in this area for a while now. The war grows stale, and I know people are hungry for more.

I had planned an invasion of the Aussies along with the Indonesians, with whom we’ve seen increased good relations. This would have helped relations and given us a new war. However, we kept playing ring-around-the-rosie with Ukraine, which meant that we couldn’t participate.

So, I plan to negotiate and propose an NAP with the Ukrainian government that will allow us to seek new adventures on the battlefield.

We must manifest our destiny, and our destiny is greatness.

May Dio have mercy on our target, for we shall have none.





The United States must continue to expand its influence abroad.
We must continue to fight and keep up activity in our alliance.
We must continue to wage war, for the good of the community.

We must continue to march forward.

March on to our great destiny.

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