[Dental Corps] Statement Regarding Org Thefts

Day 2,042, 06:07 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by The Vagabonds



It's well known that DC are quite possibly the most powerful MU in the eUK. Not just in terms of the damage we lay down in battles, but also in our stranglehold of the eUK. Our members have rigged CP elections, infiltrated government positions and congress seats , started World Wars and destroyed parties. All of this is very expensive. The running costs and bribing alone run into many hundreds of CC a month, not to mention the cushy pensions that all Dental Corps members receive, meant we had to look outside the box to fund our escapades.



The perfect heist.
It was a few months back when we hit on the perfect idea. Infiltrate the MoF, gain access to the org passwords and play about with the books. DC had a gDoc org where all the passwords were stored. It pays to have friends in high places... Each 10 days (or when a org hit) we would siphon off a few hundred CC from each org.

This was a money making machine. We couldn't our luck. No one questioned a single thing. Not only that we forced the eUK Government to hand over orgs to MU's. Who was in charge of administering that? A DCer...


The guys insisted on getting into the spirit of things...



Going through and sorting out the orgs, ready for the MU's to take control landed us another windfall. Loads of orgs had dribbles of gold and cc in them, a few 10's here to a few 1000's there. It soon mounted up. It was so substantial that we didn't have the heart to take it all and what better way to cover our tracks for longer...


or at least the eUK...

Money well spent.
So that is where the money has gone eUK. Into the pockets of DC members. All in all we made a good £500,000 to £700,000, enough to keep the DC boys in Energy Bars and Tanks for a good while to come, not to mention upgrading a few training grounds along the way. An investment worthwhile we think. The numbers don't lie... over 2,000,000,000 in a month.



So from the bottom of our hearts, we thank you eUK. Without your stupidity and arrogance, we couldn't have done it without you



To all potential Dentists - The art of dentistry is a skilled profession. You can't just become a Dentist you have to earn that right by examination. If you feel you are eligible then request an audience with us on IRC @ http://tinyurl.com/dental-corps Don't join the MU until approved, you'll just get kicked and ridiculed.