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[Dental Corps] A Quick Message....

Day 2,189, 17:05 • Published in United Kingdom

• by The Vagabonds

Dear eUK,

Sometimes the truth can be a horrible thing, but we here at DC never shirk away from doing the nasty work. We understand that sometimes the eUK needs a messenger, we also understand that sometimes it's necessary to 'shoot the messenger'.

Don't be butthurt at us though, at the end of the day, we do it for your own good...

Yours Sincerely

Royal Army Dental Corps

It's true...

To all potential Dentists - The art of dentistry is a skilled profession. You can't just become a Dentist you have to earn that right by examination. If you feel you are eligible then request an audience with us on IRC @ http://tinyurl.com/dental-corps
Don't join until you're approved...

Oh wait, you can't!

Comments

Clorofila Day 2,189, 17:06

cloromax

Leo Balzac Day 2,189, 17:13

🙁 my parents didn't love me.

Pat Harper Day 2,189, 17:48

My parents loved me and dental HQ has several of these.
o7 to the greatest unit of all time RADC the sun shines from our arses \o/

Persej Fyromski Day 2,189, 18:04

Mine was made out of plastic, what a horrible childhood I had

Marshal858 Day 2,189, 18:17

Obviously my parents didn't love me, the mat they gave me had trains on it, does that mean they thought I was going to be a dentist?

Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris Day 2,189, 20:28

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The Baron Samedi Day 2,189, 21:20

I just learned that my parents actually hated me.
My life lost all meaning.

😛

Neil Lewis Day 2,189, 22:43

not sure they existed when i was a child.

besides, scaletrix was so much cheaper back then

WayneKerr Day 2,190, 03:52

cheaper than a bit of carpet...

Neil Lewis Day 2,190, 10:13

cheaper than it is now

As I said, I don't think we had them back in the 70s .. we had more imagination back then, and could visualise roads on a normal carpet or lino

WayneKerr Day 2,190, 11:44

ah, the simple things in life

Alphabethis Day 2,191, 12:13

70s and 80s ruled in every single point, specially the period 1977-1984...

Neil Lewis Day 2,191, 12:24

just before (c)Rap and "Dance" music started to push decent music out of the charts

ViciousDeeds Day 2,190, 00:20

I 'still' own one.......

thats not weird is it?

LongShotzZ Day 2,190, 02:38

I had one of them mats, brings back so many memories! 😛

Pat Harper Day 2,190, 03:24

who needs need for speed when you got car mat city..

Utat Day 2,190, 03:50

Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 2,190, 04:18

That's a fake.
There should be trailing spaghetti-looped killer strands of nylon on the edges, hooking in passers-by by their shoe-buckles, and twining its way around tiny Matchbox axles.

Nohjis Day 2,190, 07:08

Yay, I love my kids 😉

Spite313 Day 2,190, 07:13

My parents just gave me a knife and a personality disorder

HebronGazelle Day 2,190, 07:44

Everyone's worried why their parents didn't get them a city carpet, should we not be worried about what this article actually means? There might be a dead messenger out there somewhere...

Spygon Day 2,190, 13:01

When your car carpet city had two airports and two hospitals maybe they didn't love you fully 😛

Aultman Day 2,191, 12:56

I had a few. I never used the thing but I had them. My cars never needed roads. Rules are for losers.

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