[Day 1,293] The Pundit's Daily Ramble: Ghost town drama & d'addy's appeals

Day 1,293, 15:56 • Published in Canada Canada • by AugustusV
The Pundit's Daily Ramble

So btw it's my RL birthday today (June 5th), so do me all a favor and follow my a** on twitter kthx ---> http://twitter.com/#!/octavianfaur

In other news, did you like my title for this article? I tried to pull a Plugson where my titles r so witty noone knows what the f***s' going on anymore.

But getting to the point, I checked over the election's page today, and I voted for Aeriala. Yeah that's right I'd never thought I'd have to do it but I HAD NO CHOICE. Honestly, I know that this man knew about how Rylde and his sketch crew illegally extorted government by withholding gold until they got government articles glorifying them, and then decided to keep quiet about it, but I also knew that horrible as he was, at least we wouldn't get robbed. Hey, I mean we all have our standards amrite?

But after voting I was given a brief period where my brain was trying to understand the results. I just kept lookin at rolo's avatar before lol'ing... something like this:


There was noone behind me though (let's keep these comments PG guys)

ROLF, Rolo is winning teh electshuns. Lmfao. eCanada, you f**ed up. But in the end (it doesn't even matterrrrrrr -linkin park), it seems there's around 5 active political players left in this enation, essentially ranking this as more of a ghost town drama, than an actual catastrophe. Any self-respect the serious eCanadian political players once had is dead. I've seen this country's society degrade ever since the days when Rolo first got elected, and even with all of King Jacobi's horses and men, he couldn't bring eCanada's sanity back again. You couldn't come up with not even a single serious contender apart from his ladyship, Aeriala, and allowed Rolo to wipe his shoes all over your pride like a dirty old door mat. *clap clap clap*

And here comes D'Addy (with his paternity issues where he likes to call himself everyone's daddy), with this article, where he's all laik: VOTING 4 ROLO IZ A GUD IDEA LULZ"

Apparently to him this game has become "boring", yet he still plays because he can't let go of his "eRepublik friends (children)" (see what I mean aboot the paternity issues?). So instead of just stfu-ing and having sleepovers with his eRepublik buddies, he goes ahead and uses his (regrettably) large political influence to convince people that self-respect isn't important if "you're bored".


Addy's wet dream

I'm tired of you selfish a** players. Maybe it's just a paradigm shift, where we've lost all hope in the "idea" of a nation and are just after our own individual glories, but I feel the pleasure that my peni-- brain derives from playing this game has numbed since we stopped putting this nation's glory on our agendas.

It seems the only players who still care enough to remain active are the egotistical coyotes. People like Rolo, Rylde.... D'Addy (well ok maybe not Addy because he only wants to be your daddy and have sleepovers with you and nothing else), who want to get a few slices of cake in before the titanic sinks completely. There used to be some sort of pride, glory, etc., left in being a eCanadian CP, and these scavengers r trying to snatch up what's left of that pride, and they're good job of destroying what little remains.

Can eCanada get it's balls back? Can we shake off people who want to be regarded as "post beta heroes" by all 19 (that's still more than their fb friends count..) of their eRepublik admirers? I'll leave that for you to decide in the comments section below.

And since it's getting close to 7pm, I'm 19, legal, and ready to party, it's about time I go hit up my local LCBO and have some fun. That's all for today folks.

Cheers!