-- Da Layt Nws -- Dncelyn Edition

Day 976, 20:28 • Published in Germany United Kingdom • by Dncelyn



WELCOME TO THE LAYT NWS with Dncelyn!

In dis newspaper i will have to educate you`re all on da goings on of erepublik!!! first up in DIS issue.................... we tak a look at all da wars!!! now i`am not relly sure on all da details but iv mad some EDUCATED guses n dis is wut i camed up with:



well dis month fings where pretty PEACEful (geddit) for russia, but ever since then dey ever came........... usa attacked dem in da east!!!!

NO NO NOT A ATTACKER!!!!!!!! well NEway russia came 2 get revenge n tried to danube up the coast of the west california i fink so dat dey culd get access to mexico???



russia came.

well i think all dats realy left 2 no is this:

WILL EDEN BE ABLE TO PREVENT RUSSIA FRUM TAKIN OVER MEXICO??? only time will tlel..

in OTHER news we have POLAND.


DIS IMAGE AGEN? ya!

recently talks of a super 6 allionce came abut dat involvd da big powers of da world gagging up 2 attack USA. as u can clearly sea, poland has made the first advance and taken over half of the west coast of usa along with russia!!!!!!!! oh no not agan!!! it remains 2 be seen if spain wil john the assolt.

FINALLY UP WE HAV AUSTRALIA n CROATIA



he he he, it wass well knowqn that INDONESIA, long time benefactor of western australia, has recenctly decided to attack them. the reasons for this are unknown but it is believed that indonesia attaked because a few months ago they tried to dodis but lost. indonesia has occupied the entire western half of the contintn but who even KNOWS if they will continue???

and croatia..........



every1 KNOWS that the croatian and serbia, hungary and slovenia, everyone like such as have been fighting since the helon-jang attacked good geromany, butt did we tihnk it would go this far???

in a fit of rage, phoenix alliance punished croatia for doing attasks upon them not long eago. dis coming so late in the month meens that ANYONE who moves to croatia after the 24th but befor da next 24th will be able 2 get open citizenship, dat meens ANYONE hoo moves their automatically becomes president!!

well anyway dat was da layt nws with dncelyn1!! signing ofF!!