(CW) Freak the Vote

Day 1,880, 10:54 • Published in Canada Canada • by Quim B. Muffins


First off, this is mostly farce. Giggles and shites. I am, of course, a political animal. I love the soul-sucking madness of it all. That said, I am bored stiff, I believe in nothing and I am just messing around. I have fought the battles, I am a two time party president. I have won some, I have lost some. I have embarrassed and been embarrassed. Clan Wolf will certainly have a recognizable leader on the freak chance that I win the PP election.

But why am I doing this... really? Hmmm, well, first off because I believe I am the only true political star on the ballot. Oinyo is a fine fella. He tries really hard, but his own weird uber-moralism and political naivety are not going to move Clan Wolf out of the political molasses that it’s seen itself in for months.

I represent change, fun, unpredictability. I play this game on whim. I close my eyes and hope for the best. I take chances, I make messes. I am the freak candidate. I am Gonzo. Seatbelts are definitely required.

The first thing I will do when I am elected is change the party name. Clan Wolf is a ridiculous name for a political party. It means nothing. This is not some teenage fantasy game. We don’t live in a land of talking wolves, sparkly vampires or trolls. eRep is a game based upon real life institutions. The political process, even a fictionalized one, should not be dumbed down in order to serve the whims of the immature or intellectually stunted. CW needs to grow the hell up and lose its nickname!

The second thing I will do is shake things up. I’ll see if I can invite some trusted friends to the party. I will not rely on the same 4 or 5 guys that have been running this party for months. I will look at some of the changes that have been made. I will pick and choose what I think works and what doesn’t. I will modernize and make this party relevant, better able to compete with the CPF and MDP. It’s time for CW to grow the hell up. I am the adult candidate. I am the guy that sits at the big kid table.

So ya, here’s the choice, follow the herd and continue the path towards political redundancy or shake things up, shock the the eCan political world and vote for me. Same old, same old, or the risky move, it’s all up to you.

Cheers,
Quimbie Muffins