[Cousteau] Greetings Switzerland

Day 1,501, 04:43 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • by Jacques Cousteau
With profound gratitude and great humility I would like to announce that my Swiss citizenship request was accepted. I would like to take this opportunity to introduce myself, and to share with you my points of view about the New World. 🙂
My name is Jacques Cousteau, and I was born in eBolivia 1.5 year ago. After Bolivia got erased I had to leave the country because thanks to the open citizenship system my level 10 characters political career was basically condemned to death. So I went to Ireland. They helped me, to “start” a new e-life, and protected me when I was younger. During my stay in Ireland I was the Minister of Immigration of Ireland (five months in a row), the Minister of Security, the Party President of the Irish Union Party (2 moths) the Party President of the Libertarian Party called Economic Free Thinkers Society [three months (good old days)], the Leas Ceann Comhairle a.k.a Vice President of the congress, congressman (eight time), and at the end President.



Unfortunately, because of some reasons I had to leave Ireland too (I was impeached :/ ), and I returned to Bolivia, where I became Minister of Security and the captain of the biggest Bolivian military unit called “Ejercito de Bolivia” (three times).
I have to admit that I don`t have too many experiences in military but I do have a lot of experience in politics, and economy, and I`ll do my best to help this country too any way I can, with my connections, experience, etc. And why did I choose Switzerland? Well, I always liked the Swiss mentality, and I`ve spent a year studying in Bern thanks to the university. Monsieur Guillontine said it`s a nice place, with a great community, so I`m pretty sure that I will enjoy my stay in Switzerland. 🙂
In real life I am a student, and a “sportsman”. I am studying biology and atomic physics in a Medical University’s cardiology department, and I am a professional water polo player. I have to admit that I am an active folks, which means that I always try to do my best, if I accept a job, or promise something to somebody. After finishing the university if everything goes fine I`ll be a cardiologist surgeon in Washington DC. 🙂



Something else: The country is looking for leadership. Yesterday I talked a bit with Monsieur Guillontine. Nice guy, and he knows what`s the best for Switzerland. I am almost sure that The Swiss people want a leader who will stand up to entrenched special interests. We deserve a president who knows when to put politics aside and act in the best interest of the nation. The choice is clear. In my opinion only one man, is capable to lead this country properly in January, and this man is called Monsieur Guillontine . So vote for him, folks. 🙂

P.S.: Happy New Year to all of you. 🙂

Cousteau