[Congress]Citizens of the East of England....

Day 880, 11:36 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Dodgy Dude

Those of you that are slow/stupidly loyal enough to actually still live in the region, anyway.

It is i, Dodgy Dude. You most likely have never heard of me, and i have certainly never heard of you (Unless you're cool, my apologies), but i am certain that if you did know me, you'd think i was an epicly cool guy.
It is with a massive amount of confidence that i put forward my name for the upcoming congress elections. I can hear you running for the ballot boxes now, you special little idiots - You cant vote until the 25th!

I have no intention of doing anything to benefit the EoE, unless it also benefits me. Should you vote for me (As i know you will), it will have absolutely no effect on your eRepublik life. This is can guarentee.

On a national scale, i will probably not do a whole lot more, as we all know congress is pretty retar- ,um.............no wait, yeah, retarded.

However, i will gain 5G and another medal (to add to my already massive collection). Surely, this is reason enough to vote me?
For the record, I do not have any intention of investing my potential 5G in you, or anything that will benefit you.

On a semi serious note, you can see a slightly outdated eCV of mine, that i link to all the ministerial position i apply for, here


You can see a similarly outdated wiki page here.


In the full knowledge that you will vote for me,
Love and Cuddles,
DD




Note: This is not an entirely serious article. Please dont judge me :'(
Note2: Although i really am running for EoE Congress.
Note3: I serisouly am a p cool guy 😛