[Community Contest] My storage

Day 4,116, 15:28 • Published in Netherlands Iran • by Janty F


Greetings, citizens of Netherlands,

apparently, the government is interested in learning more about our homes and storages (hiding it behind the "community manager writing contest"), it is my duty as the CEO of Home Food Company to take you onto the inspection of our company storages, where many wonders can be found.



Note: There is actually no war going on in my storage... or so I claim.

Of course, as the Home Food Company produces the best snacks and tanks around (with the exception of President himself), you can expect plenty of food and weaponry in the storage. As that sounds quite boring, I will show you instead a special prototype, our top engineers have been working at for the past couple of months.



Yummy!

Amongst other things, there is rumored to be around 50 houses hidden in the storage. How did they get there? How do they all fit in? That is clearly a mystery, which involves a lot of science, fiction and black holes.



... like this one.

Also, hidden under the pile of French baguettes, there is 257 bombs and 8006 bazooka parts. Why are those bazooka parts not joined together to create 8006 bazookas, you might ask? Because it seems our engineers yet need to invent the concept of "Scope"



One day, this mysterious object will be invented, and then all people will feel the might of bazookas.


Also, there are these things called "Ghost Boosters" or "Ghostbusters", one of those. The scary things is... even if we get rid of these ghosts, the next day one of them comes back again. Is the storage built upon some WW2 battlefield? We rather do not dare to ask.



Do you also have Ghost problems in your storages?

Either way, that is all that can be found in Home Food Company storage. Nothing else. Certainly no nukes, red buttons with uncertain purpose, iron supposed to be given to Iran, Belgian and Irish flags, etc. I promise.