[CHUTICLE] HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING
Chutley
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rocket
With so much hatred and outrage recently abounding, I’d like to share how I feel about all this. Here you go:
And click here
“Why so
Sure, EvryONE is Rylde up about everything. And Glove is hardly full of love recently. Potato may be in hot water, and our government is all but TERRAfied but CAN A DAmn caveman sit back and enjoy the show? Hell yes, I can.
Simply put, this crap is the best thing to happen to eRepublik in as long as I can remember. Conspiracy, treason, intrigue, and war…what could satisfy my non-sexualized basest instincts more?
Ok, so a bro-lliance has been temporarily shattered and a few kids are, as we say, butthurt; but, what the hell are these wars anyway?
No one is actually fighting, as far as I can tell (unless some of you are meeting up around Niagara or something and smacking each other with keyboards and mouses, or is it mice? I can never remember if the plural is different from the animals. I’ll say mouses…perhaps there are meese sightings during all of this. Speaking of which, moose are underrated animals. They look cool, they leave you alone, and they stand there even when they see a shotgun like 20 feet away from them because it's not like they know what that is. And even if they did, I mean, it's not like that's a menacing instrument. It's like a horizontal moose penis to them and I doubt they've had really bad experiences with moose penises...or peni? before because moose don't seem to be the raping kind.
Lynxes on the other hand, I feel like they probably molest each other constantly. I don't know why I have that feeling, but I do because they're big pussies...cats...and they have claws and teeth that could scratch you and eat you to death, respectively, if you got too close but I have no idea why you would want to do that.)
Wait, where am I? Oh right…fake wars.
In reality, I just get to click the same button
So I say, kudos to you Code-Y. Thank you Evry and Rylde. You’ve given us all a wonderful gift, and a reason to stop worrying and the love the eRepublik rockets.
Well done.
Non-patriarchically yours,
Chutley
Comments
Moose penimax
heh, Chutley loves the rocket
I got a rocket in my pocket.
genius
Win article is full of win.
I'maple to chortle over this chuticle.
Great points all of them especially the thing about lynxes
Great read, but why isn't this a "Charticle" like they used to be?
Chipper Chutley is good people:
http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/47722729/chipper.jpg
Good one, rocket man.
@Kishi: I bequeathed charticle unto Chance Harrison and took on Chuticle.
i have a mad crush on Chutley
I CHORTLED
Wow... full of win, and then some!!
HAIL Chutley and his prolific chuticles!!
Votado
Cute.
V!
LOL you just...fill this place with joy Chutley, seriously, thanks for being you lol
Chutley for potus!
LOL great article!!
I chortled at chipper Chutley's Chuticle!
BTW, in that Dr. Strangelove clip...you'll see and hear a VERY young James Earl Jones doing a bit part in that movie.
dis dude gets it. Who the hell cares? Wars come and go, as they have for years, why make a big deal over it all? Just hang back and enjoy the show, get bored, then enjoy again when the next group of idiots find their way into their respective CP terms at the same time.
hmmmm,all i have to say is i`ll slap anyone with my mouses if they don`t love this
i have a mad crush on Chutley
x2
O.K.
Chutley for potus! x2
IRL moose are far more dangerous than lynx, Chutley.
Kudos to Code-Y! Chutley for Potus! x3
"Wait, where am I? Oh right…fake wars."
So jealous of your way with words. : (
But yeah, stop the hate, have some cake!
Chutley 07
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