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*Ahem*. I'm here to talk eUK-PEACE.
Though if you've never ventured beyond this nation...You've probably never heard of me.

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Grand Master Supreme Leader God-King Lord Rhindon.
And that's not all. Now I expect you to bow.
But...most people point, laugh, and strip me of those illustrious (regrettably fake) first six self-titled names of colossal ego. Feel welcome to join in.


Second place! Pretty good if you ask me.

So I'll save you the trouble....I'm Lord Rhindon. Or LR. A little easier to swallow? Haha.

Last week I was appointed to the position as Chief Envoy to PEACE under our Foreign Affairs Minister, Altmer Vampire. I've been fairly silent in the public arena since, due to RL time constraints, but I've kept the office moving behind the scenes. Now that I've less time being social and far more time to sit on my arse, I'll begin by making some sort of introduction...

Read here.

That's all.

Gah. I'd best summarize it. I've had the privileged (and occasionally not-so-privileged!) responsibility in these offices...

Congressman of Dublin
eIrish Deputy Minister of Information
eIrish Foreign Affairs Undersecretary
eIrish Minister of Information
eIrish Minister of Community
Congressman of Queensland
eAustralian Deputy Minister of Information

I've been around a bit. eAustralia is a good place (but very quiet), I decided to inquire around the eUK for work possibilities, and Altmer's offer popped up.

So...I'm here to talk eUK-PEACE. (No, really?)

This office has been very inactive. I intend to bring to it revitalisation.

Not enough time in this term, you say?

Rubbish.


Get the picture?
The *picture*?

By the end of this term, assuming all our ambassadors are as spectacularly capable as I believe they should be, a report of each of their assigned nations will be completed...in very comprehensive detail, including economic, military, diplomatic, religious, and political information, which will be reviewed by the MoFA and the Prime Minister. They've been given templates.

If not, they won't enter next term with my recommendation. If so, their career will be rewarded. We love active people, don't we? And we should expect no less from our representatives.

This will become very performance-based.

The New World is full of inactives. In power. All for the sake of making the beef look bigger. But here, the fat will be trimmed, and the result will be a very lean, very good-looking piece of steak. (Mind out of the gutters, please).


Exactly what our ambassadors will look like. Literally. I'm not joking.

So to be straightforward, during my time as Chief Envoy, I will ensure, to the best of my ability, that our fellow member nations of PEACE are granted eUK diplomats worth being absolutely proud of - capable, energetic, informed. The first signs of which I hope will become reality within the next few coming days. This will begin with the reports I've devised, but is certainly not limited to it.

Whether I am here next term, whether I move up, or whether I'm tossed in prison for treason (only Boblo may be proclaimed God-King!), this won't affect the accomplishments I hope to make in this short amount of time, and the standard I hope to set.

And to all the oldies who may remember my days as a n00b...well...the only thing I can say is...
Pyramid.
Scheme.
Yeah, epic fail.

Truly,

Lord Rhindon