[BLUE] UNO DOS TRES TACOS

Day 1,571, 08:09 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar

With the recent controversy and alleged death of our glorious King Woldy planted in our society by would-be traitors/republicans/Dioists (delete as applicable), our country itself has been divided and families have been broken apart in fighting. This treason has not only grievously attacked our benevolent and glorious monarchy under Woldy but the heart of our very community.


An amateur photograph taken of a group of anti-Woldean dissidents attacking a helpless young man. Such a sight is not uncommon under the current climate of fear and disruption.


So just who is responsible for this horrible mess?

It is, of course, the doing of minorities. King Woldy's spymaster himself has successfully traced the treason back to none other than a dastardly Mexican denizen believed to have been tutored in dastardly, traitorous and heretical tactics by none other than the ever dastardly Iain Keers.

Yes, people of the eUK, the man behind all this is Dishmcds - Mexican, traitor to the realm and all-round characteristic bad guy. Not only did he plot the deposing of our glorious and benevolent King Woldy and indeed the entire House of Woldy but he has also proactively created an evil group of supervillains and traitors known as the Red Team.


A press release of the Red Team. Dishmcds, third from left, is believed to be among some of the most dangerous criminals in the world whom he released from US prisons and fast food restaurants with the aid of Keers.

People of the eUK, will you stand for this treason and betrayal of our King and country?

Will you stand to see Dishmcds and his terrorist group steal the crown of our glorious monarch?

Could you really stand to eat Mexican food all day and wear sombreros?


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