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Hello citizens of the eUK Crown. Some of you may remember me, some of you may have forgotten me- and some may have undergone months of painful therapy to try to go from the former to the latter. Today I must brutally return to your collective consciousness on a matter of grave importance.

Some time ago, after we got bored of obscure and mostly unheard of characters like Mr Bean and the fatter one from Jeeves and Wooster, we decided in the eUK to elevate the illustrious House of Woldy to the Royal House of Woldy, putting one of the community's most beloved players onto the virtual throne of the country.


King Woldy's emblem

A largely benevolent ruler (the purges of the Lords aside) King Woldy I won our hearts through unflappable kindness to all, and a sense of humour which runs the gambit from subtle, biting satire to the most hilarious jokes about farting trannies. In all honesty few people in the eUK, and probably the entire game, have put more effort into creating a better experience for eRepublikans than Woldy, with his countless articles, podcasts, pub quizzes and competitions.

As well as the man himself, he created a royal family and aristocracy which included the best people in the world, by which I of course refer specifically to Baroness Thatcher, the Iron Ladyboy. Me. Although I have exiled myself from your shores to wage war against your alliance, foregoing my titles and privileges, I think you must have to admit I haven't "done a Shadow", and therefore when I speak to you on this matter I hope you see the advice of a semi-senile friend rather than a sworn enemy.


Send your hate mail to me in my self-imposed exile at my Bulgarian retreat. Благодаря Ви.

I therefore submit to you all an earnest request to reject the cries of the seditious mobs, to leave this sort of blue-bloodletting savagery to our less civilised continental cousins. eUK has only one King, and until he perishes from gout or syphilis he must remain, dear readers, His Majesty Woldy the First, by the Grace of Boblo, of Britain, Canada, Australia, Papua New Guinea, New Zealand, Jamaica and Ireland, and the British Dominions beyond the Seas King, Defender of the Faith.

Vote blue! Join Team Blue! Team Blue for King Woldy I!


Bunch of patriotic SLAGS who all love Woldy

-Thatcher