[big bag of cans] what is wayne's fault

Day 3,507, 16:34 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Rob the Bruce
STEALING THE TREASURY AGES AGO WHEN HE WAS DICTATOR

Summary:
1. He says no
2. Everybody else says yes
3. Fata is unsure if I know how to mix drinks




In this metaphor:
-Wayne is the government (accurate tbf)
-The general public that believes he did a theft is the flat earther
-The fact that the earth is flat is the fact that wayne stole things
-The government's evidence for a round earth is wayne's reasons as to why he thinks he did not steal the treasury

Did wayne actually say at the time? hecc if I know ask Paul Tyndale he's the screenshots man

What do I think Wayne did? hecc if I know ask um.... sober me i guess but he doesn't know either. maybe my dog

What's the actual situation? Well I am in no state to try and find screenshots so let me tell you a story...

At some point in the past Huey appears. Arrives on the scene. Becomes CP. Wayne is dictator instead because Addaway was not an Addabae. Wayne does money things, tells huey what the money is doing, down to which hooker was hired. At some point, money was gone, left the scene, and Huey the bae was not told where it had gone, in effect:



So money is gone. Wayne is the man that had the money. The dilemma is whether wayne inserted the money somewhere and ran off into the night or not. After the incident, people said "well he's inserted that somewhere inside himself and ran off into the night" and this was taken as given fact, then wayne leaves. He comes back months later and says "oh actually I spent it lol but idk where the accounting is it was months ago, prove that I actually stole it". Of course nobody can do that because nobody can access wayne's account and go "for goodness sake wayne it's sat right here you silly".

In conclusion, I have mixed this rum and coke perfectly.
The war with Ireland
Summary:
1. I am 99% sure this was not a wayne problem
2. Someting wong
3. drinks


I actually know where to find screenshots for this one \o/

See now dishy boy is our CP in case you didn't know. if you didn't actually know.... that's pretty sade caause I'm meant to be the drunk one here not you

anyhoo

He did this right:


Basically said to congress "I can make this war a proper war if you want". So barely anybody turned up to vote, and war won at some point.

Govt say they're cool with whatever, or rather dish does. Dish then goes to the dentist to have harrowing medical procedures or something and everybody's not really been told if they're actually having a war or not. So Ireland gets confused, then it's confirmed it is a war and we go to war but now we suck cause we're confused, Ireland's confusion made Rusty prep his credit card in case the bad things were happening.

So things went very wrong. At this point the MoD immediately absent and dish disappeared into the night. Of course Wayne at first was very vocally in support of war:


So TUP's actives are paying attention to events, 'cause they're erm... active. unlike the rest of their party

2 options for them:
1. See that war might've been good but then it went wrong 'cause the government handled it weirdly
2. See wayne supported the war and blame UKPP for everything.

Now what option was chosen, do you think?


If you guessed right, you get... the chance to pick an article topic for me to write whilst drunk at an undetermined point in the future? Yeah sure that'll do (One per person, offer does not apply to Wayne 'cause this is Wayne's assigned drunk article)



TO ANYBODY IN CONGRESS


NEW PMS ARRIVING AFTER DISH IMPEACH VOTE IS FINISHED, THIS PM WAS THE REASON I GAVE.

the reality is I used this as an excuse so I could drink more today but shshshshshshshh


i'm done bye
-Rob is drink