[BCH] An Unexpected Wedding
Day 1,255, 17:11
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by Joachim von Bremen
As tightly woven a bundle of love the Bremen Clubhouse is, keeping the UK on course for a goal is difficult to handle from abroad. It is my firm belief that the UK and Ireland should always be at war in eRepublik - it's when we can all have a ruddy good time and put aside silly differences like 'who can be the first to tear apart EDEN?' and 'where did St. Patrick actually come from?'.
It really does sadden me, then, to see that neither Ireland nor the UK actually want to do the dirty business of getting down with some war. How great it would be! Sure: Johnny Snugz, Blowme and Alfagrem may have to sell their kidneys and sure, one country of the other might have to put up with the slight disappointment of a vanishing map. But come on: so what? Now, the BCH has a permanently shifting ideology, like the very plates of the Earth, and it has come to my attention as benevolent leader of our micro-state that we must adapt and pursue new avenues if we are to achieve the ultimate goal of Project:Ireland - that is, a permanent and everlasting war between the UK and Eire. We tried direct PTO and got close, but just didn't have enough numbers. We tried stirring shit around, and you do have to admit, we really did make a lot of bad things happen over here, but that served no purpose other than causing chaos for chaos' sake. We are not bad men, simply ambitious ones. It is time for another tactic.
So, UK, if you will not allow us to enable your most benedictine occupation here in Ireland, then we must instead grant our hand in dance to Ireland. That's right; we're siding with the bad guys. If the UK cannot wipe out Ireland, then so be it - Ireland will wipe out the UK and the BCH will be there watching.
Artist's impression of The BCH and Ireland dancing
See you on the battlefield sometime soon, former bros. Erin Go Bragh.
von Bremen out.
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Mine was better.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-ire-brain-039-s-plan-for-world-domination-1760773/1/20
Of course, we will keep some dignity while we're at it.
This wasn't an easy decision to make for anyone in the BCH, and the debate was perhaps the fiercest we've ever had.
I stand by my decision to back it - I'm sick of the inconsistency of the UK. Leave Terra to attack Ireland - then don't attack Ireland! Month and month, and invasion is promised by CP candidates, and never materialises.
Ireland is the smaller country and has more guts about it - the 'fighting Irish', as they say. It also has an alliance to back it and the rest of the world hating the UK, no matter what alliance.
It was also a rather easy decision for me. I've always felt a pang of guilt about choosing the English over my Celtic brothers. Now we can be on the same side, on all days, not just when England and Ireland are playing.
Good choice, Clubhouse.
But interesting none the less, now that I read it.
Oh ho ho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wfJxBrn1cU
And nothing actually changed...
BCH, your change of allegiance has been noted. Because of your particular skill set, you have been selected for a deep cover operation. Your orders are as follows:
Move to eUK.
Acquire eUK citizenship by any means necessary.
Maintain a low profile.
Await further instructions.
"we will keep some dignity"
lolwut
So you guys are still alive....... Maddog kiss all that butthurt better??
Tomazim, bear in mind that most eIrish have wanted perpetual war with the UK for quite some time.
The BCH's presence did nothing to bring that reality to the fore, it was more like Iain Keers' dirty words in the ear of certain diplomats in Britain that achieved it.
James Keiller, good one mate, I lol'd
James Keiller your comment made my day that much better
BCH, your change of allegiance has been noted. Because of your particular skill set, you have been selected for a deep cover operation. Your orders are as follows:
Move to eUK.
Acquire eUK citizenship by any means necessary.
Maintain a low profile.
Await further instructions.
x2
Great plan guys !
Sure is inventive comments in here
Yawn.
So angry rite now, srsly. Megatron and Optimus would never dance (unless it was some sort of death dance or something).
"First, Maddog. Then, Haughenator. And now, you. It's a pity you BCH die so easily or I might have a sense of satisfaction now."
- See wot I did there?
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