[BCH] An Introduction to Your New Overlords

Day 1,213, 11:44 • Published in Ireland United Kingdom • by Joachim von Bremen


The 2nd Bremen Clubhouse invasion of Ireland has been progressing very smoothly for a month or two now. Among other things, we’ve caused the dismissal of the Vice President, the resignation of the President, the failure of his impeachment proposal, and several late closures of NE wars with Canada (leading to lost regions). Not to mention a huge amount of in-fighting and messy, crooked politics. We’ve exposed the intrinsic Irish corruption, we’ve made clear your capacity for dishonesty and we’ve turned the nation’s active population against itself - into a well oiled, perpetually moving self-trolling machine. I think it is time we introduced you in more detail to the heroes behind this incredible tour-de-force, the current BCH members based in Ireland.

Joachim von Bremen

Rank: Chief Master

Joachim von Bremen is the founder and de-facto leader of the BCH. On the 8th December 2010, he used his own money, and his private Serbian army, to cause the first ever full wipe of Ireland. He has a wealth of previous PTO experience, dating right back to the MAOR LIONZ Campaign of March 2010 (the first ever PTO of a large top-5 UK party). Following the 08/12/10 elimination of Ireland, the culmination of Operation D.I.E, Ireland was left with no companies or political parties. Joachim states this as one of his happiest memories in eRepublik. With a successful PTO of Ireland now a forgone conclusion, he is beginning to plan future, even bigger, projects. The presence of the BCH Chief Master in Ireland shows just how important Project:Ireland is to the organisation.

Maddog Jones

Rank: President of New West Wales

What is there to say about Maddog Jones that is not already known to you Irish? Long time heroic ginger knight, he stands for all that is good and valiant in New West Wales (AKA Ireland). Operation D.I.E (Destroy Ireland’s Everything), the previous large scale assault against the Irish evil, was the brainchild of this man. It is only right that he is in charge of Project:Ireland, the BCH’s follow up production to D.I.E. What are his future aspirations? ‘I want to enslave the Irish population forevermore’. We will not disclose his method for achieving this target, but after all he has achieved thus far, who would dare doubt he will succeed? Maddog Jones is the current president of Ireland, following the successful assassination of Digits by the BCH team.

Tomazim

Rank: Supreme Troll Supervisor

Tomaz has an international reputation for his razor sharp wit and unsurpassed harnessing of the power of rage. He is a founding member of the BCH and long time close friend of Joachim von Bremen. Their partnership in organised crime goes right back to their early days, trolling Indiekid for his questionable ethical code and nationalist alignment over in the wonderful land of Britain. Tomaz is also considerably wealthy – this, combined with a high strength, makes him a potent force. This author doubts there has ever been such a whirlwind of literary and military dynamism in eRepublik.

Gav Miller

Rank: Grand Master of the Grand Orange Lodge of New West Wales

Gav Miller is another old-school BCH member. Historically a high ranking military man in the UK, he is now a member of the high-profile Ultramarine force of the USA. As the American stance becomes increasingly anti-Irish, and the Irish nation becomes increasingly cast off from all other forces who would historically have defended them, Gav’s role will become all the more important. He will ensure that the world is singing, in full choral union, the song of Ireland’s eternal damnation. If Maddog’s task is to see the Irish populace enslaved, Gav’s job is to ensure that Eire’s land remains permanently ravaged and disfigured, suitable only for the breeding of Padraig Pearce multies.

Haughenator

Rank: Arch-Chancellor of the Queen's Holy Protestant British Union and ePatron Saint of Ireland

The newest BCH member to join Project:Ireland, Haughenator is fresh-faced and keen to succeed. As the most recent addition to the team, we conducted a brief interview with him to get an idea of what attracts people so much to the BCH: ‘I just wanted to do something positive. The good (Protestant) Lord spoke to me and told me it was my duty to rid His good Earth of the Irish menace. Does this make me a Saint? I suppose it does. I don’t think Ireland has any other Saints, so I guess that makes me Patron Saint of Ireland. \o/’. We wish Haughenator the best of luck in the BCH. His eager, benevolent nature has really impressed at the Clubhouse HQ.

That concludes the current list of BCH members involved in Project:Ireland. But don’t fret fellow supporters of all that is good and virtuous! More BCH will be flowing into Ireland as soon as possible. After all, it only costs 5 gold to get citizenship here.