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[Bass4PM] Cabinet Announcement

Day 862, 04:16 • Published in Australia New Zealand

• by Bass Junkie

Bass 4 PM

I would like to announce the cabinet that will be running eAustralia for all eternity, should I be elected to the role of Country President. You will notice that several positions are no longer within the cabinet, that is because they are no longer needed once the country is under my control. There will be no government run programs, taxes will be 1%, and the military will have absolute control over the senate.

The Director of Internal Security will be responsible for ensuring my power is kept over the humble masses, they will quell any resistance and further the good name of Bass. The Director of Senate Reform will be in charge of the project to completely stamp out the senate, this will be a temporary position, as after the project is complete, there will be no senate to reform.

The two Ministers of Clean are responsible for cleansing the media of any negative statements about the leadership, and the Minister of IRC does the same, but on IRC. Minister of Agriculture is responsible for cows.

Director of Foreign Trolling is a position that is extremely important this term, as we will be embarking in several missions that will have a negative effect on foreign affairs, the DoFT ensures that this negativity is used to maximum potential. The Minister of Finance requires a funny hat, for various reasons.

Supreme Leader - Bass Junkie
Overlord - Etheodoria Vulpine
Warlord - Jade_Anon

Governor General of Malaysian Colonies - Snayke
Governor General of Brazilian Colonies - Jc_ump_232
Governor General of Indonesian Colonies - Derek Apollyon

Minister of Immigration Customs and Security - Discrate1
Deputy Minister of Immigration Customs and Security - Darth Spader
Director of Internal Security - Larni and Infin
Director of Senate Reform - Xavier Griffith

Minister of Public Relations (Straight Porn) - Patti11
Minister of Public Relations (Other Porn) - Crowded House
Minister of Mis-Information - Timeoin

Minister of Industry (Sex) - sir_c0nstant

Minister of IRC - hookerbunny
Minister of Clean - Widds and Aussie Bloke
Minister of Magic - Super Christopher

Minister of Agriculture - Binda33

Minister of Defence - Cozza
Deputy Minister of Defence - Spazicus and Scottty

Minister of Foreign Affairs - salesman
Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs - Wally Wilson
Director of Foreign Trolling - Dartreal

Minister of Finance - Hinokai (Includes funny hat)

Minister of Culture - Adam Creedy

Vote Bass for Emperor of eAustralia!

Resistance is futile.

Disclaimer: I am not actually running for Prime Minister, I am running as a blocker to stop PTOers from running candidates. If I do win, for some stupid reason, I'll be resigning and have the senate impeach me. If you take this seriously and do vote me in, you deserve the amazing amount of damage my stupidity would cause to the country. 🙂

Comments

Jc_ump_232 Day 862, 04:17

First 😃

patti11 Day 862, 04:21

I humbly accept

discrate1 Day 862, 04:22

i am minister of immigration, wooooooooo!

A b i m a n y u Day 862, 04:22

Minister of Clean, yay.

ARFManagement Day 862, 04:30

"Other porn" is a huge category.

Bass Junkie Day 862, 04:45

It may be a huge category, but I trust CH in his management of this. He has shown great dedication to the role in the past, and I believe he is the right man for it.

Shadow455 Day 862, 04:47

haha discrate as a minister of imigration he will deny everyone entry

discrate1 Day 862, 05:20

"haha discrate as a minister of imigration he will deny everyone entry"

Don't forget i will deport people, like you.

Dartreal Day 862, 05:22

This Cabinet oozes of awesome. It could be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

infin Day 862, 05:36

haha not gonna happen!

discrate1 Day 862, 05:37

I am the greatest thing since sliced humans.

Lion El'Jonson Day 862, 05:48

Damn this looks awesome Bass. And when you take over the country don't forget your old friends the Crimson Devils eh?

Derek Apollyon Day 862, 09:45

I WANT THE INDONESIAN COLONIES!

/me needs somewhere to wipe his feet when he gets home from work.

Bass Junkie Day 862, 14:10

Consider yourself employed DA 😃

Keegan Knoll Day 862, 14:19

Gotta say, you'd be a p epic PM for Australia.

Suko Bagito Day 862, 14:59

A junk dream of a JUNK.

Carr De Vaux Day 862, 15:25

LoL. Bass Junkie - you re really 'High'. By the way, i find it insulting (despite your humourous nature), to 'threaten' to colonise your former (and still) defensive ally. To put eMalaysia in the same basket as eIndonesia and eBrasil - both of which have previously invaded eAustralia is downright insult to the integrity of my nation.