[Banana] Are you ready for Love?

Day 2,733, 23:28 • Published in Cyprus Greece • by Adieu.





.: Summary :.

- Opening Statement
- Can't you stand my Banana :: Why friends failed to Love me.
- A Banana to Unite them all
- Banana's Call
- Final Words







.: Opening Statement :.

Intro Theme {Lyrics Translation}

Hello sweeties,
It's late and I'm too tired to make a proper boring opening statement,
So let's just consider I'm the new Banana Alliance leader
after Trenlazore Take Over (ahahah 😘 😃).

We'll be back in the straight path
If you know what I mean, angels...






.: Can't you stand my Banana? :: Why friends failed to Love me. :.


As new leader, my first mission
was to gather a hard core for the alliance,
and so I launch proposal to my close or far friends 😃





Result is clearly a fail. 🙂
Let's see it with pictures:


* Chile (Dictatorship) 0-0



Trico wasn't connected to lead Chile. : \


* Netherlands (Dictatorship) 0-1



Diktator ElGorro tried to embargo our sweet bananas according to Kordak Lannister wish 🙁
Hopefully meli mou was protecting them 🙂
Aristomaxos+1


* South Africa (Republic) 3-10



President Suplilumas promised me he'd join our divine alliance,
But he'll always be a two-bit punk... so he'll never be my beloved.
But it seems he hasn't enough money to bribe 7 niggers.
What a shame.


* Portugal (Republic) 6-26



Well, the score has a simple thing to say:
Portugal is not the country it used to be, and it's sad,
especially for a Brazilian-speaking nation.
Get home Passos

* UK (Communism, Founder of Banana Alliance) 0-0



It seems that King Goldy & Fataliix were so excited about the idea,
that they celebrate this like children up to late in the night... 🙁


* Nigeria (Dictatorship) 0-0



Not sure if they understood the question...


* Makedonia (Dictatorship) 0-1



Well,
They just forgot how Aleksander the Great was a heroic leader of the banana alliance one day. 🙁


* Germany (Republikan Diktatorship = IV Reich) 0-0



Were still crying because a third world nation beat their team :'(


* Greece (Athenian Republic) 10-20



Bad timing after the max number of votes by day was reached by another law:
"Republic of Macedonia (FYROM) has been proposed as Natural Enemy." 33-0


* Lulgaria (Stoichicism) 0-0



They just didn't feel ready... and need some rehearsal...


* Canada (Dictatorship) Cancelled vote



And on the 7th day, Rylde made Orion his coming-out. xdxd


* France (Anarchy) 6-26



The country which has so much to tell about Orion
and who can't consider Banana as a serious alliance
cause they're so great they can beat the whole banana countries by themselves. tsb. 😃


* Turkey (Dictatorship) 0-1



AKP did it.







.: A Banana to Unite them all :.




You may know wonder, what I will do of that!?

I've seen and done so many things on this game
(except buying something to Plato :3 😃)
that I could be bored
(yet I'm, like everyone 😉)

But one dream remains unachieve😛



Unite the whole Balkans in a single Empire who leads the Worl😛
cCc The Baklava Empire cCc




Golden Dawn immediate reaction.



Time has come to grow up
and to use our force
together 🙂










.: Banana's Call :.




I'd like to be as good secretary as Nyx :3
To organize things
Yet I'd like to finish this article
As it is already late,
And I put too much time on it... 😃

Well,
I'll contact some friends in each balkan country
to try to make this last hope a success.




Get ready to receive a call.




And to become an emissary of Love. \o/


Please share and contact me if you feel the same hot desire.




Thanks for your reading.
As usual, admins are a pain in the eye 😉
And seem to only seek for the end of this game.

They still refuse (without any reason) our sweet logo to be updated 🙁



{Picture removed as it appears to be against eRep Laws :v}


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