~Back In the Dirtay Jerzayyyy~

Day 1,129, 23:03 • Published in USA USA • by Claire Littleton

~-~-~I LOVE THE DIRTY JERZ~-~-~


As a 7 Term Representative of NJ, I'm back again this month... I felt I needed to amp it up a bit though for this race.... get in touch with my Jerzy roots. First off, I'm going to give you all some tee shirts:



And for our newly appointed citizens from Mexico:


That means New Jersey


Now, obviously that's not enough.... Before I forget, make sure to cut the sleeves off of those T-Shirts to show off your beautiful orange tan..... So, I decided to get my hair did. Close enough? What do you think?


You can't even tell the real Snooki can you?

Still not enough? Fine...


My new Guido boyfriend...

The things I do for you New Jerzians!!! I do it though because I ❤ you...




Really though...

I've represented you for 7 terms now and have loved every instance of it. You elected me last month and I'm asking you to elect me again. Lower taxes, you say? I'll try. More tanning booths, sure! What I'm really here for though, are you... the people. Feel free anytime you want to contact me for help in getting started in the game or advice on how to move up the political ladder. As a Congresswoman, I find that helping out my fellow Dirties is the most important thing. So, I'm asking for your Vote on December 25th!!! a.k.a. Christmas! I wish a happy one to all of you! Jewish people... have some nice Chinese food, I hear it's your tradition on this day.

Vote Claire Littleton on the 25th AGAIN for New Jerzayyy

~Claire Littleton
-11 Term Congresswoman (The Best 7 in NJ)