[BaB] This article will make you poor

Day 3,958, 13:05 • Published in Turkey Turkey • by Blue and Black

Hello every single one of erepublik players who reads this article around the eGlobe. This is my first and most probably the last article i'll be writing in english. Lets go;



First of all i wanna inform you guys about " why i am writing this article". İ don't know why but 2 days ago ( maybe 3 ) i shouted a post.

İn that post, i said; "i will write an article in english". But Why? İ really don't know ( actually i know but i don't want to admit). And people kept remembering me that post. Because they know my english is bad. And they want to laugh at me. The best friends anyone could have imagine.

So here i am writing this article in english. İ don't even know what to write. But i will write things.


Ok lets start with a magic trick.

Pick a number in between 1 to 10. Do not forget the number. Do not repick a number. Actually don't do anything with numbers after you pick one. Just be sure to remember it at the and of the article. (Write it down if you have a bad memory or low self esteem.)

Now i am gonna make an apricot joke. İts a bit dark but you are all grown ups so act like one.

İ can hear you asking "why an apricot joke Blue and Black, why?" Because i am from malatya ( a really beautiful city in turkey) and malatya known for its apricots. We have a lot of them here. They are literally everywhere.

Ok here is the joke;

Apricots are just like humans, they all look sweet and harmless when you look at them but when you eat them more than you should; they'll make you sick and give you diarrhea.

Well i don't know if that was funny or not, but you should consider that; its my first joke in english.

And i really don't know how to use commas. İf someone would have help me with that, that will be great.

Back to the article; you still know which number you picked, right? İf you can't remember; you have to read from the start, sorry.

A little bit about me than. Name is Zahid. (but don' t call me zahid, Call me BaB. ) A 23 years old male human beign. Living in malatya( its really great tho, y'all should have visit here sometime, i'll gladly give you a city tour and steal on of your kidneys( you have 2 of them anyways)) in turkey. Not a student since last year which is nice.

What to write ... What to write...

İ am actually a some kind of poet but that information is useless (like all of this article) becuse i can't write a poem in english. İ don't even know if this article is making any sense or not.

İ hope it makes. Otherway around i've just wasted a night.

Moving on whith the magic trick; you have a number in your mind. So now choose a letter "a-z" in english ofcourse. Don't choose an arabic or russian letter please. ( Don't forget the letter either)

Now some news and things like that;

As eTurkey We had a great war against serbia. İt started last night and continued till this morning. It had some real breath taking moments( a lot of people did not sleep till the end of the celebrations) Thanks to everybody who fought for us or for the serbia. İn numbers we were fewer but serbia had to deal with crotia too in the same time. So We won at the end.

I hope that we will have more spectacular wars like this in the future. This kind of events makes this game playable after all.

And now some apoligies;

If any finlandian ( or finnish, i don't know) reading this article. İ am really sorry about that really bad and not funny trolling i did in walpoles articles comments section. İ can't promise i will not do that in the future tho. Because thats what i do time to time to entertain myself.( I got 4 forfeint points because of that 😃 so we are even i guess)

And now back to the magic trick;

Well to be honest there is no magic trick. That was just a trick to make you keep reading the article till this point. And the real magic is you after all (because you are beautiful and bla bla bla). So that was a trick and you are the magic. I think It can be considered as a magic trick.

And now some congratulations;

congratulations to 2 of our finest warriors "MightandMagic" and "napan jr" they are legends of turkey XX now. The top of the tops. ( they didn't make a giveaway tho)

And now my favorite part of the article;

This is it for now. Thank you all for reading till the end. And please endorse ( i am so poor that i am actually sleeping in our MU. I tell my comrades that i'll be cleaning the floors or something and when every body go to their eHouses i am just sleeping in an eTent. And i am waking up too early because i need to clean up the floors( i don't want to anyone to suspect))

İ am not joking. just give me some money or i'll come to your houses and steal your kidneys and buy some apricots to feed myself.




I allmost forgot. why the title is; " This article will make you poor"?. well because (i hope) you'll endorse and it will make you 100cc poorer. ( is poorer a word? or its just more poor? )

[BaB] This article will make you poor

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