[Asgard HQ] Lithuania, Liars and Backstabbers

Day 2,274, 20:39 • Published in Sweden Romania • by Asgard HQ


Recently I myself proposed to the rest of Asgard HQ that we do something a little different. Rather than continue on in our ping pong war with Lithuania why not try to make peace? I didn't think it was really as crazy as it sounds. But for this, I must apologize to the rest of HQ as well as all citizens of Asgard nations and to the citizens of Lithuania. I must apologize to HQ and Asgard citizens for even proposing this idea. I put everyone through so much headaches and long meetings that have resulted in nothing. And I must apologize to the citizens of Lithuania for believing that you could be trusted in the first place and thinking you had the mental capacity of a twelve year old at the very least.



For those of you who do not know what I am talking about allow me to explain. Last month I proposed to do something that would be seen as a historical movement in our eworld. A peace between Asgard and Lithuania. It would bring peace to a region that has seen war for the past 1.5 years doing nothing but exchanging regions back and forth. Our war would come to a close and allow us to move on in a new friendship and show the rest of the world just what could happen when two enemies came together but of course I was wrong.



We just finished meeting with the Lithuanian delegation the other day in which we concluded that the war with Sweden and Lithuania would be only auto attacks and not allowing each other to capture eachothers regions. Asgard proved good in her word, we were actually ahead in our battle for Lithuanian Minor and as soon as our talks ended we immediately stopped our advance and allowed Lithuania to pull ahead of us and secure the battle. Now in return Scania was supposed to stay in Swedish hands, however Lithuania went all in for the battle showing that our talks have gone to waste. You can view the conclusion of the meeting here. You can clearly see the King of the Lithuanian mob saying he agreed that we would lose one battle and they the next.



In Asgard HQ we are very well aware of new sweeping changes that are happening right now that are going to see the odds tip in Asgard's favour in any war that we are involved in that happens in Scandinavia from now on. Fully knowing this we still decided to move forward with peace talks even though we are about to add a lot of firepower to our ranks. And as a token of our appreciation and to further prove we would like peace Scania was going to be offered in a final peace treaty.



Trust a Lithuanian as far as you can throw him. The Lithuanian Government and Congress has shown its true colours and as the Supreme Commander of Asgard I denounce your actions as nothing more than the actions of mere thugs, cheats, liars and backstabbers. How anyone would even dream to allow you into their alliance (yes I am talking to you Spoland) is beyond me. Im surprised how you have any friends or allies and anyone considering you for an ally should think twice. You have shown that you have neither the mental capacity to operate your own foreign affairs nor the ability to follow through with what you say you will do.



As Supreme Commander of Asgard I vow to wipe the scum off the map that is currently called Lithuania. The King of their mobs head will sit on a spike outside of HQ for everyone to look at what happens when you send a delegation to lie straight to our faces. Our armies are now preparing for war and very soon new firepower will be added to Asgard that will help us erase the ugly green stain that looks like the colour of baby diarrhea off the map. By the might of Thor and the wisdom of Odin, let it be done.

As always don't forget to V,S&S!

Hail Finland!
Hail Sweden!
Hail Norway!
Hail Asgard!

Regards,

Joshua Morriseau
Supreme Commander of Asgard
Prime Minister of Norway