[Appleby] Should've voted Zaphod
Day 3,366, 09:24
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by Sir Humphrey Appleby
Good afternoon gents o7,
An auspicious Sunday, the entirety of the eUK now powered up by the resumption of Goku Jones industriously rolling in his grave. Commiserations to formerly dangerous Serbian PTO group The Undead Party, beaten black and blue into third place by our own beloved fruitcakes in UKPP. Perhaps Mwc needs a call to put things right again...
But first things first, an American-sized thank you for randomly voting me in again, despite the chaos and anarchy of all 4 previous experiences. This was expediently done without the need or want of a manifesto, instead substituted by a mildly entertaining cat gif. A further shoutout to Ajay Multi #729 'King Willy' for his positive propaganda of defending national security, so conveniently during the election period. Hopefully the rest of the term can continue in the spirit of these…
As we wait for Supreme Leader Plato to go over the many legions of multis used in this election, you’re free to prod me for a random title and place in gov. In support of this, we are going through the necessary necromancy to bring back a public working function of the MoFA and MoE if you're prepared to develop severe writer's block with us over the course of the month.
Finally, I think it’s fair to say the 'BAF' project has failed for some time now. Over the next few days we’ll be converting it into the Cabinet MU for Orders and COs linked directly to the MoD. If you’re interested in helping, then you’re more to hang about and join us. Otherwise I highly recommend you find an active alternative MU that can accommodate more comrades within their ranks.
Cheers lads o/,
Appleby
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Congrats although Zaphod is better 😃
Well done m8 and hopefully you"ll have great term.
The U.K. Is some mess lol
at least it's not Ireland
#shotsfired
Well the UK has yet to beat eIreland in any battle and we still hold a region you claim as your own.
We also haven't elected a CP who openly admits his previous 4 terms are below a standard that is required.
UK has adopted a serious elite boys club form of government who've been rather unsuccessful across all boards and haven't brought the UK on one AS since implementation of the feature (I may be incorrect but I really can't recall a British AS). The same group of people are the ones responsible for UK having such piss poor resources.
Honestly, while my country isn't perfect, UK is one nation that is wasting away so much potential as it has the scope to be one of the top players in this game.
tbh if the ownership of NI is going to be so contentious this term then we can afford to keep draining away your personal and national cash reserves without ourselves spending a penny
We agreed to not mess about with your TW with Albania & region for Bosnia as a good will gesture to you and your arrangements with them. But it would be a great shame if Ireland isn't going to come to the table with a reasonable offer now that our war is largely considered over
They threw away everything we gave them Sluagh... now the eUK is too late to be saved.
oh and we did a AS into Indo, I believe, back in 2013-2014 when Boh was the CP.
o7
I hope you have a good terms my friends
[DW]The conclusion of the eIndian election
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2630728/1/20
Looking at you celebrate on the balcony, I marvel how many dead and/or perverts you surround yourself with....
Sir Jimmy has been clean for years, so ESO has assured me...
Can confirm
I'd like a random title but keep that place in gov well away from me.
as is the typical eUK attitude for years 😃
Congrats o7
#NotMyPresident
Whatever happens please try not to die - the eUK is so much richer with your (slightly unhinged) presence.
It would be like a good old British Christmas pantomime without the comic villain (He's behind you!)
Willie/Ajay/Whatever - thank you for all that you contribute to the eUK!
When they go low, we go high!
#NotMyPresident
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#Not myPresident 🙂
May be not - but he *is* OUR President - and we *really* care about the eUK!
What is an american sized thank you?
One that gives you instant Diabetes
Whereafter the big pharma companies quietly whisper 'thankyou' in your right ear..
Who voted for this guy?!
Desperate eUK citizing who had not a lot of choice and apparently didn't want to sell out
sell out? bribery is as old as politics ffs.
#Not myPresident
I like fruitcake
I like Trains
It's good to like things
I like Trump just as much as I like Apples
unsure if good or bad
I like chocolate milk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbPc27zQq5k
That remains to be seen how good this season's yield is.
so how long till you go AWOL and let wanker run things instead ?
I think Paul T is vCP, for when Apples ... er ... does an Apples.
I think the general idea was better a week of me than a term of them
I am running things douglas... I just let Apples stick his name over the door, cuz ya know, you guys refuse to vote for me!
congrats o7
Congrats!
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In the eUK we only go down on one knee to our head of state
#NotMyPrecident