[Announcement] Custer for President: Tax Reform

Day 2,994, 13:01 Published in USA USA by George Armstrong Custer
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[Announcement] Custer for President: Tax Reform

Dateline: Late January 31 2016 (Day 2994)
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: OhFU Party President Emeritus "Old Man" Custer
Music: - if there was ever an occasion when this much overused video were appropriate... I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!

Editor’s Note: Yes, I’m dead dog serious. This is not a “for the lolz” campaign.
We're gonna start with a little "Storytime with Uncle Custer..."



Once upon a time, in a land that was once great and fine, those who were called "The Experts" knew better than the people themselves what was best for them, and so it was proclaimed...

We Need WAR!!

We were recently under threat of massive invasion, with a total wipe projected by the experts. This situation came about as the generally agreed upon solution to total boredom with “playing it safe” under the Wild Owl Policy.
When the option to pull out of Indo in exchange for peace (for free!), we saw that as an opportunity to instead goad them, along with Bulgaria and Chile, into attacking us in force.
Experts predicted a possible total wipe of the US, costing $millions, but maybe we could save ourselves and the sinking morale of our citizens.
It was a calculated risk.
I wasn’t easily convinced, but I went with it.

Gotta Pay for the WAR!!



On the outset, we were told we could swing this War.. probably.
No one said anything about an already weak Reserves being creamed in a few days.
A mere three days into the War, suddenly it’s “Urgent need to increase the Work Tax from 15% to 18% to cover the pummeling the Reserves took” to that point-- we had lost three core regions and were looking at the Invasion coming with a rapidly shrinking Reserve.
Even as that Tax increase was being passed, the Discussion continues, even to now. We got numbers in Private Congress.. graphs, charts, photos with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining.. anyways, the dire urgency of the need for the full Max 25% Work Tax was sold to Congress. It was expected that we would lose regions.. lots of regions. We needed to collect Max Tax for that short time before we’d lost so many regions that we would then dump the Tax to 1%-- to avoid paying our occupiers to occupy us.

I bit. I went for it. Max Tax for, what.. a couple weeks, tops.. then we’d be on our own to work with what we’d got to fend off the wolves as best we could. That’s how a total Invasion War works.



I even made the Proposal, collected the 10 Approvals and then it went-- one day after the increase to 18% passed-- to the in-game Vote and passed. We have Max Tax! We can fund our potential survival! Yay!



But...

But the Big Invasion never really materialized. We mobilized forces, spent a lot on Combat Orders (COs, basically paying people to fight in a certain battle when the progress bar is under 52%, give or take), and made a serious impression on our aggressors.

The Big War is not actually over yet.. there’s stuff happening in Private Congress that can’t be shared till it’s time to go wide with it. Bulgaria has been successfully beaten back. Chile never did commit.. we’re watching them watch us watching them.

The Big Invasion War is over, all but the declaration of Victory.
Boatloads of $COs to achieve swift, more expensive but less fun, Victory have taken their toll on the Reserves.


Quick review:
Peace is boring, let's have War.
War was a fizzle-- we won, but so fast it wasn't much fun.
Fast victory cost a Bazillion dollars.
No fun cost a bazillion dollars.


And so those same Experts now turn their attention to the Max Tax.
They do acknowledge the indisputable exodus of American taxpayers and Top Fighters (“tanks”) to countries with less oppressive tax structures. They claim these e😜atriots are now, not only not paying US Taxes, but aren’t even fighting for the US anymore! No evidence, but lots of finger pointing and hand wringing (try doing both of those at the same time!)
They see the Shouts, they hear Americans plea for relief, that we can’t run our Companies like this. Regular folks are looking at other low tax countries to move to.. some already have.
But do they consider dropping that Max Tax back down?
Of course not.
I’ve actually seen some Experts say that anyone who doesn’t work in a commune, or who Works-As-Manager, is stupid.
Are you stupid?
I think re-electing leadership who thinks you’re stupid might be.



And so the tide changes.. the carefully calculated tax rich waters rush in where the War has rushed out, and the Experts flock to prepare to feed on your future dollars.

New calculations, new projections, charts, graphs, photos with circles and arrows, etc..
“Max Tax will bring in $(redacted) per month.”
“Inflation-adjusted $(redacted) Reserves could be met in (redacted) months…”
Redacted, but it’s a lot of money, and a lot of months.
Experts got it all worked out.


Except for one thing...


Have another look at that screenshot of that Max Tax Proposal.
See anything there about post-war Reserves rebuilding?
No?
That’s because it’s not there.
The Proposal was strictly an Emergency War Funding measure.

Let me just say that again so it sticks:
The Proposal was strictly an Emergency War Funding measure.

War’s over. The imminent need, as outlined in the Proposal which became Law, never materialized.

So, What Now?

Want to rebuild the Reserves? Of course we do. We need to do that.
And of course, the Experts' math which shows that Max Tax will do it faster is correct.
But is it complete?
I say, a resounding, “NO.”


What have we lost, and will continue to lose, just in Tax revenues alone, due to the exodus of taxpayers and top fighters?
Oh, lots of money.. LOTS of money.
But we've lost another great measure of morale, of trust, of confidence.
This, I think, is the greater cost.

Moving Forward...

I’ve asked, in Private Congress, and have successfully steered the conversation toward, looking at exactly how much every Budget Line holder and government program spends.. and how effective they are or are not.. and whether they can find ways to cut back or even temporarily suspend receipt of Tax funds.
More math, both real and voodoo. More pictures with circles and arrows..

I’m trying to be negotiable. I’m trying to let them all find ways to chip in and carry the burden of rebuilding the Reserves, and not just have it on YOUR backs.
Might work. Might not. I ain’t holding my breath.
Which is why…

(oh, my God, is he finally getting to his freaking point??)
I am Announcing my Candidacy for the Office of the Presidency

As President.. hey, I get to be Dictator.
And I get to choose my most trusted Advisor, your next Vice President, former President Gnilraps.


I get to advise and consult and influence Congress, and from a pretty good negotiating standpoint, lobby for all kinds of reform that’s long overdue.

What do you want?
1% Taxes across the board? Not gonna happen. But we can have a realistic schedule of Taxes and spending reforms that will both rebuild the Reserves (basically our Emergency Defense Bank) and create an economic environment where we can actually function, AND convince some of our friends who've fled to come back home.
Yeah, and with no damn voodoo math or scare tactics or bullying involved.



No Bullsh*t Fiscally Responsible Stewardship.
I think that’s what you want.


And that basic premise can, and will be, applied to all aspects of of your government.


You want War? Can we afford it? Probably not. But organized and well publicized Training Wars are cheap, and we can find a way to make them fun.
You want Peace? Just a thought, but is it possible, without so much money tied up in MPPs? edit: Ten MPPs equals $1Million. bad math.. the Experts pointed out bad math to me. Irony, anyone?
Let’s see if we can find another way to assure peace and mutual respect and support with at least some of our allies. Only $10k per? Sounds like a $10k savings to me, wherever it can be found.
Those two, there.. War and Peace.. having them both while affording them both.. obviously this will take a bit more creative thinking that what we’ve had thus far. I say we take a shot at it.

You want actual transparency and regular communication from leadership? Done.
You want to feel like your elected and appointed officials are listening to you, and doing as well as possible to run this country as YOU see fit? No sh*t, man.. This will happen.

Just these applied principles, above.. will work wonders toward rebuilding the parts of America that’s in the most dire need-- your faith in your own country, which becomes your morale, which becomes your resolve, which becomes your willingness to go the extra mile because you see your government walking that road beside you every step of the way..

That’s what I want to do as your President.
That’s why you want me to be your President.
Because.. this sh*t can be done, and will be done.

This country moves forward, not on your overtaxed backs, but as a labor joined by every one of us-- especially me and everyone else who works for you.

Thank you for your consideration

We have just a couple days to gather Party Endorsements.
I’ll take any I can-- apparently a long list of small Party endorsements works as well as a short list of Top Fives.. so push them buttons, Small Party Presidents, because I’m probably the only guy running who will actually listen and take you seriously.

We have just a couple days to gather general support.
This is accomplished by some fast media work.. I hope to see a few good keystrokes in my favor, I hope to be worth that much of your hope for our future.

Of course.. now that The Old Man is all riled up.. I'll have a few more things to say rant about over the next few days.
I'm thinking tomorrow would be a good day to discuss our broken Immigration Policy.

Maybe by Tuesday I can put together a Cabinet, if y’all seem serious about having me on as your President.




For all this massive wall of text… my platform is really simple, so here's your tl;dr:
No Bullsh*t Fiscally Responsible Stewardship.
Willingness to walk that mile and share the load, and be fair and square with you.


It just can’t be that hard. I don’t know why we’ve been jerked around so, and I definitely don’t know why we’ve tolerated it, but when Custer’s in the Big Job.. all that crap is over, man.





If you’re an old fart but not an Old Fart, you’re doing it wrong.


I’m running for President. You want balloons full of hot air? Elect someone else. Oh, F.U.!
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George Armstrong "F-Bomb" Custer


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Custer for President: Tax Reform
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