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To Our Bros- Canada thanks you!

While the leading elements of the Canadian Armed Forces were liberating Holland, the Dutch Queen was given an entire section of Ottawa to seek refuge and give birth to a beautiful baby in. Indeed, during those times of trouble, Canada acted on basic human instinct, help another. The Prime Minister of Canada “gave” Holland a portion of Ottawa as a national territory so that the royal family would feel at home, and so that the little prince would become a Dutch citizen, as was expected, to continue the line.

The Queen’s gratitude was immeasurable, not only was Canada a steadfast liberator and ally, but required no thanks. Despite Canada’s insistence, Holland initiated an annual tradition of sending over one thousand of their finest tulips too Ottawa.

Now take a step back from reality and immerse yourself into a war-engulfed North America. Canada fell first, and the USA soon followed. We were both on our last breaths and awaiting our finishing blows, yet we made a pact with each other: to stand true to one another as bros...allies for life.

Canada could NEVER have reached unity without the United States of America. The sheer amount of infrastructure support, deployed marines, anti-PTO teams, moral support, economic aid and supplies defied any imagination.

Dear Americans, we know you don’t need our thanks as you know we are brothers in blood, but the least we can do is make it known that Canadians appreciate a great ally, especially one that let us crash their couch in New Jersey or Florida when our house was under repair.

It is with our most sincere thanks that we initiate “Gift Your Bro” Day.

On October 31st, American citizens will be immersed in 1000 presents from their Canadians brothers, ranging from gifts to guns to houses, to raw materials for companies, to GOLD or currency.

We hope you will be ready, because the Canadians sure will!

Thank you

Canada

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