à revoir Canada (rest of article is NOT in French)

Day 1,983, 19:38 Published in Canada Netherlands by Daniel Parker


Dear eCanada,

I've been amongst you for some time now. I've lurked in your midst, and even became a representative for you in congress. An honor for which I must thank you, and wish I could have done much with. I have to tell you a terrible truth which I like even less then you probably do.
You look too much like my old country the eNetherlands. You are occupied, but reluctant of making a deal with your occupiers, you bickers amongst yourselves, forgetting that what makes you truly strong. In my real life I've come to know Canadians as kind, and truly caring people (unlike most Americans, who try to pretend in such a fashion). Surely the most likeable people I've met. I've lingered very long around eCanada, and although it was a bit hard to mingle, I eventually joined MU's, and parties (sorry If you feel let down Q, that wasn't my intention). eCanada is still a very strong and proud country, you will overcome your eSpanish misfortunes, as RL Netherlands had overcome their Spanish conquerors. It took RL Netherlands 80 years(!) to gain their independence overcoming being a birthday gift to a daughter of some king (look it up in the history books).
Be patient my padawan, I'll be back before you know it.

I liked being amongst you, I loved being one of you... I'll be here, and so will you!

Truly yours,

Daniel Parker
-former eCanadian congress-member
-former eNetherlands president