[A Ball Named Switzerland] Test of your eSwiss-ness

Day 1,216, 09:33 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • by Swiss Ministry of Awesomeness

Well, in the imminent destruction of orgs, the official Swiss Ministry of Awesome is in denial and bringing you articles as always, so without further adieu:

A test of how eSwiss you are, including random information spanning the past year, gogogo

1) Soon the World will Speak _________
-German
-French
-Amurrican
-Swiss
2) Hail ________ our Cow god
-Renouille
-Clifford
-Eleriel
-Dio
3) Those Darn Rabbits, Chewing on _______'s Cords
-Paul
-Penguin
-Eleriel
-Cooldude
4) I caught a wild _____
-Papein
-Clifford
-Eleriel
-Penguin4512
5) ______ is like Pie in the Sky
-Penguin4512
-Eleriel
-Paul Proteus
-SHM
6) JNArno and SHM made the __________
-Swiss Resistance
-Monk Hangar Society
-Anti Shaolin Meeting Group
-Post Tenebrus Lux
7) Quisling is to _______ as Stinky Fish is to ________
-Paul;Xeraes
-Custer;Konstal
-Eleriel;Ilestis
-Clifford;Stranger Here Myself
8] _______ was the first to be the Unicorn Prince in a government cabinet
-Paul
-Penguin
-Ilestis
-Kishvier
9) Icewood created this party ___________ Killed by Ios and the ______
-Swiss Freedom Party;Germans
-WLO;Finns
-Swiss Brainslug Party;WLO
-VLR;Free Swiss
10) No Need to Fear, _________ is here
-Paul
-Penguin
-Arschmann
-Xavibong
Bonus
Who owns Migros?
_______________________

Answers:
1)Swiss
2)Renouille
3)Eleriel
4)Papein
5)Paul Proteus
6)Monk Hangar Society
7)Clifford;Stranger Here Myself
8] Ilestis
9)Swiss Brainslug Party; WLO
10)Penguin
Bonus: Ilestis

Ever question correct is +1, if you get the bonus, which I didn't get at all, an additional +2
Here is your scorecard
8-10:A true Swiss
6-8: P good man, we should talk
4-6: Ehhh, your doing it okay...for a noob ^.^
2-4: Gahh, I'm too old
0-2: Are you eSwiss? You are? ;_;


Thank's folks, that'll be all,
as usual,
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