#69 Me for Congress!!

Day 1,309, 09:26 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Gambit8

Hello Readers.
I know what you're thinking....'what a number 🙂'.



I, Gambit, shall be running in the East Midlands this month 😃

Why Vote For Me?
Well, last month I didn't get in thanks to Croatians, so if you're looking to place a sympathy vote then go for me 😉 A vote is a vote after all 😃

The obvious reason to vote me is because I'm Gambit...I mean ,c'mon, I bet the congress place is all boring and serious, but me, I'll just stride in there, tear the place down, rebuild it to how I want it, then tear it back down again. WHY? Because that's what I'm like 😉

Citizenship Committee? Nah, More like Citizenship Acceptance Arena, now doesn't that just sound a lot cooler and fun. I mean this is a game after all.

So basically, I'll be a fun congressmen, while they're all having a nice tea party and roll in there with my tank and hand them a few beers instead. RAWR!!



Why ESO?
Well to be fair, I agree with the policy of helping new players, but not only this, we are the only fun party EVAR. Go check out the IRC channels for UKRP or TUP....deserted, walk in to ESO channel for a second and you'll be like....HELL THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE!
I'm pretty sure ESO has converted a few people by the IRC channel alone. #euk is pretty much dead, why? Because they're all in #eso partying! WOO!


An average day in ESO

And to not be racist I'm gonna include our Irish residents in this article.

There we are.

Here is a preview of what will happen if you vote for me in congress:

True Patriots!!

And here is one for Stephani Sussulino as she wants guys ¬¬

Yeah, this is what will happen to the guys when you vote for me. We all become Super Soldiers 😉

Thanks for taking your time to witness awesome, vote for me on election day!!