#6 Britain Being Awesome
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by Gambit8
Hello everybody, and thanks for all you that subscribes and voted on my posts, I owe you sex...Remind me. 😉
Although at the moment I'm about crying. I spent around 20 minutes writing an article about the wars around the world and I must have pressed a hot-key that made me clear the whole article or go back or something...or pressed F5, I'm not totally sure what I did...I wanted to click preview but things didn't turn out the way I planned and my 20 minute piece was gone 😮
I'd also like to once again mention the Belgian War. The Battle of Flanders did not go to plan and after recent discoveries I have found that in fact many Americans went over to Belgium to fight for them since they did not agree with the war, it would appear the Americans have nothing better to do than to fight against their allies instead of fighting for them...their allies of course being France, you'd of thought they'd turn the other cheek and fight for France but these are of course Americans, they'd rather cause trouble and get away with it like they do in RL just for the plain fact they are America ¬¬ I know...depressing.
The Army was very disorganised in this battle and the eUK forums still had their announcement set to fight for your allies, France until halfway through the Battle of Flanders. The MoD had made a new article letting the public know about the War at Belgium but was not voted up so not much of eUK even knew about the war in the first place.
But once we secure our Region when Belgium attack we'll be straight back into Flanders and this time the Army will be organised, the public know all about it and this time we'll WIN!!
There are still many in the eUK that disagree with the war and are not taking part, and this is my message to them: FIGHT FOR YOUR DAMN COUNTRY OR GET THE HELL OUT!!! WE'LL ATTACK IRELAND WHEN WE CAN BUT FOR NOW ATTACK BELGIUM WE NEED THE LAND AND RESOURCES NOW STOP LETTING YOUR COUNTRY DOWN AND FIGHT!!
Okay here is something to lighten the mood.
Few Things Britain Invented in Alphabetical Order:
Brake Discs
Tin Can
Cats Eyes (The ones on the road, not literally cats eyes)
Crossword Puzzles
Electromagnet
Fax Machine
Gas Masks
The Internet
Humphry Davy came up with the idea of the LIGHTBULB a century before Joseph Swan made a lightbulb that could actually be used like we use them. Thomas Edison 20 years later after Swan made a lightbulb that was efficient. Davy and Swan were both British, Britain made the lightbulb, not Thomas Edison the American.
Mouse Trap
Penicillin
Periodic Table
Police
RADAR
Rubber Band
Sewing Machines
Steel Production
Television
Toilet + Toilet Paper 😉
Torpedo - We have the biggest 'torpedoes' in the world, so it makes sense we invented them 😉
Modern Umbrellas
Vacuum Cleaners
Waterproof Fabric
Special Invention: WE INVENTED GRAVITY!
Facebook
Twitter
Discord
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🙁 Forgot to put a British flag on this article.
click th edit button
Ahh, no need. Zoom in, Britain flag on the soldier's arms, can't see it very well though, but it's still there 😉 mwhahahaha
Modern football, cricket, rugby, tennis, golf, badminton, squash, rounders, hockey, boxing, snooker, billiards and curling : D
Britain has so much WIN.
Disgusting imperialism trampling over smaller neutral countries. If you got the balls, attack a country of equal caliber, not the weak.
I took the liberty of subscribing so I could unsubscribe. Kthxbai.
It's a political game, get over it.
Disgusting imperialism trampling over smaller neutral countries. If you got the balls, attack a country of equal caliber, not the weak.
I took the liberty of subscribing so I could unsubscribe. Kthxbai.
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We did invent Gravity, didn't we? 😛
@ Gambit, then why are you criticizing my politics? xP Hypocrite.
>Britain invented the mousetrap
We also gave the world democracy and the theory of evolution.
But hey, mousetraps are cool I suppose...
@touchdown_thomas - I was criticising how we executed the war. The difference is with you, you were moaning about being attacked on a political game that has wars in it. Don't like it? Then GTFO.
And yeah Mousetraps are cool. My dad chopped a mouse's head off with one once, it was crazy stuff. - We did give it a burial though 🙂