#21 Major Lulz

Day 1,242, 15:08 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Gambit8

Hello Readers. Sorry my article is a bit late. I was too busy getting a royal bollocking from my assistant headteacher in my school for giving someone a bruise.....on the arm, apparently since I'm 16 I now have a responsibility or something, I wasn't really listening to be fair. Sad times.



First of all, I've posted a few suggestions into the eRepublik, main forum. They are just random ideas I thought up that might be pretty cool. Take a look and see what you think:
Country Merge
Greenland
Mail Management

First off I'm happy to inform you guys that France have regained 2 of their regions back from ONE. They started 2 resistance wars and were successful in both, this is a very good start for the French and we hope that they can gain a few more back.

The French will be looking to recapture the regions that border the Spanish homelands so they can cut off the Spanish-owned French regions from the capital although the Spaniards aren't going to give up that rubber region without a fight.

Brazil are winning in the North of their beautiful country and it would seem that the Canary Islands are as far as either country are going to get in the near future, after that it'll be whoever can last the longest, money-wise. Which we all know is the Spaniards.


The Finns are finally beginning to break as I predicted against the ABC alliance, but not only that but the Norwegians have also seen the opportunity to get a few regions too.
The Norwegians currently have no allies and are fighting alone, this was working in their first two mini-battles but the Finns are already ontop of the situation and it looks like they are going to win the next 6 battles which, in turn, will make them secure Lapland.


Resistance Wars:
Portugal:
The Portuguese are taking back their region of Azores from the Canadians as they no longer need it, they only wanted it to get to Florida.

France:
France are try to win another resistance against the Macedonians, it's currently 3-2 to the Macedonians and it doesn't look like the will succeed here, nor do they look like they will succeed in Picardy against the Polish. In fact, I don't think the French have ever won a resistance war against the Polish in WWV.

Italy:
Macedonia are also fighting against the Italians and even though it's early days in this battle it would seem like again, the Macedonians will win this battle. I'm not sure why the Macedonians want these regions so bad since none of them are connected to their capital which means no bonus at all.



The Spanish continue to eat up the US as they are already in Illinois, although the Americans are holding on by a thread as they are pretty much even here.
The Americans have also regained the region of New Mexico which means they have reconnected many of their regions to their capital of California. Although to be fair, seeing America for is just Major Lulz for the Brits.

Slovenia have gained their first region against the neutral nation of Switzerland. I'm pretty sure the whole world disagrees with the war since the Swiss have nothing to do with the war. But this may also be a good thing. The Swiss may decide to join Terraeden and join out cause.

Poland are also going to war with the Canadians, I think they are a little bit mad about them blocking them...very mad.

In my last article a few people got annoyed about me calling the Terra/EDEN alliance as Terraeden, but I have to say, it's quicker for typing and I'll continue to call the alliance as Terraeden until the two alliances join together and just make a new name, haha.

One thing I am also annoyed about is the fact that EDEN have a newspaper whereas Terra haven't released an article for about 4,567 years. I'm pretty sure we'd all like a bit of support in these hard time from our leaders, false hope can be good you know.


Failed attempt at making a nice flag there. There is only so much I can do with paint.net, so I think you can forgive me.

Now after my last article saying we should invade Sweden a few of the comments have convinced me otherwise. I do think we should invade Sweden, but maybe now isn't the time.

The whole of the nation is just itching to have our own war and since one of Woldy's goals was to take over two Irish regions I think it's about time we went to war.
Our economy is pretty shocking and we need all the regions we can get. And our revenge is way overdue. The Belgium war, the RWs against Serbia was also started by the Irish not to mention on two occasions the Irish have made us lose RWs in Northern Ireland, I don't think they realise that no matter how many time they let Canada win they won't get the region for themselves.

It's about time we kicked some Leprechaun ass amIright?!?

Quick Fact: St Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, was not Irish.



Thanks for reading and as always leave feedback and your thoughts on the article. Also you could give me some tips on how to make a better picture than that crappy Irish, Brit one. lol.