#11 War Update - Battle of North Brazil

Day 1,233, 09:33 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Gambit8

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There is a resistance war in East of England, I doubt it was started by us but the one thing that caught my eye was our Battle Hero. It was the one and only John Snuggles who made our Battle of South East England very difficult and nearly made us lose with the rest of his Irish tanks that he brought with him. I assume John Snuggles started the war and though he could single handedly take on Serbia and if he did succeed then he'd become a successful troll since the whole of eUK would be pretty annoyed. Luckily Serbia are having none of it and are beating us by a lot. And this is the only time I'm glad we are losing. One, because we need to stay on good terms with our Serbian friends and Two, we are getting 250 gold a month per region I believe. So that's a total of 500 gold per month from them which is a great help especially in these dark times of World War V against the ONE Alliance.


The Polish now have Picardy which they took from out dear friend, France and now they are after Upper Normandy and I encourage people to fight for France because we cannot let the Spolish from taking over Europe. The Spanish are busy in Brazil and since they are attacking their homeland I'm assuming they'll be taking less notice on Europe, for now. We need to take this opportunity to really dig into the Polish because not only are they circling their capital of Paris but ever since they took Picardy they have had a border with us, the UK.


Western Serbia

Serbia have started a resistance war again Macedonia to get the boring land of Western Serbia back and since Macedonia are going to let them win it's hardly worth talking about.



The Brazilian Army now have to step it up a massive notch to defeat the invading Spanish, doing motorbike tricks won't help them here; and I have to say, I've seen many Belgians on the battlefield which disappoints me greatly since it's probably Britain's fault why they are fighting for these jokers. The Spanish are winning 3 mini battles to Brazil's 1 but because of time difference, if this battles carries on in the night then the Brazilians may be able to get a few battles back because the Spanish will be asleep, as will the Polish!!
Although you have to admire the Spolish battle finesse on the battlefield, but I am not completely impressed. I'll only be completely impressed if the Spolish can worm their way to Asia and/or take over half of the US. I don't want this to happen of course but until this happens I will not be impressed with the Spolish.


We of course do not want Brazil to be taken over but we must be looking closer to home - France, because once they are done there, they are sure to either go oversea to have a rather aggressive talk with us, or they'll kick the Germans while they are down to finish them off.

EDIT: I forgot to mention Italy has now been wiped by Slovenia and Macedonia.

I'll leave you now with a nice fact about our lovely island.

Quick Fact: Many countries drive on the right, whereas we drive on the left, which is correct? The answer is, we drive on the correct side of the road. The reason why we drive on the left is because more people are right-handed and when two people used to pass on horse-and-carriage in the early 18th to late 19th century, the driver would shake hands with the other driver, using his right hand which would mean driving on the left.



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