[101SoG] 101 Shades of Ginger

Day 2,894, 13:07 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Neil Lewis
101 Shades of Ginger




Welcome to this week's edition of 101 Shades of Ginger! (formerly known as "Thank Ginger it's the Weekend")

I'm happy to take requests & I'll do my best to track her (or him) down.

Random celebrities may appear, have fun identifying them if i don't mention who they are. No prizes are to be awarded though. Oh, and if you happen to spot any accidental nipple, please enjoy & keep it to yourself!


Disclaimers:

1) TGI does not necessarily have the rights to the images posted below but they have been sourced from public, social-media, sites and shared with reference to "fair use". Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. No copyright infringement intended.

2) TGI tries to determine that those featured are 18 or over, and presumes the social-media sites do any necessary checks as well; however what is "barely-legal" is really in the eye of the beholder.

3) TGI does not take responsibility for loss of consciousness due to rushes of blood to certain regions of the body.


First a mezmerizing gif:


no, she doesn't get naked .. unfortunately .. but some will pause here a while, just in case



Now, how is the eUK looking?



still intact for congress


Added feature: Joke spot (probably nicked from facebook)



[20 Clever Jokes From Victorian England To Make You Groan. Warning: Puns.


1. Who is the greatest chicken-killer in Shakespeare? Macbeth, because he did murder most foul.

2. About the only thing that prevents some men from telling bare-faced lies is a moustache.

3. Doesn't it make you dizzy to waltz? Yes, but one must get used to it, you know. It's the way of the whirled.

4. "See here, wait, I've found a button in my salad." "That's all right, sir, it's part of the dressing."

5. Marriage is an institution intended to keep women out of mischief and get them into trouble.

6. Why are circus horses the slowest breed? Because they are taught horses.

7. Why is a married man like fire? Because he provokes his wife by going out at night.

8. Why should the number 288 never be mentioned in company? Because it is two gross.

9. Why is a dog like a tree? Because they both lose their bark once they're dead.

10. HE: "I am a millionaire. Haven't I got money enough for both of us?'"
SHE: "Yes, if you are moderate in your tastes."

11. WIFE: "You loved me before we were married!"
HUSBAN😨 "Well, now it's your turn!"

12. Pawnbrokers prefer customers without any redeeming qualities.

13. Moving in unfashionable circles: wearing a crinoline.

14. Why is a manuscript always called a MS.? Because that is the state in which the editor finds it.

15. If all the seas were dried up, what would Neptune say? I really haven't got a notion.

16. A lady wrote the following letters at the bottom of her flour barrel: O I C U R M T.

17. Why is the devil riding a mouse like one and the same thing? Because it is synonymous.

18. "I have the best wife in the world," said the long-suffering husband. "She always strikes me with the soft end of the broom."

19. SERVANT: "Ma'am, your husband has eloped with the cook!"
WIFE: "Good! Now I can have the maid to myself, once in a while."

20. What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman? One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander.




Before the main show, we have "one for the ladies, etc". Ladies can now skip to the end to comment, gents can just scroll past.




And now, on with the rest of the show:































































The now mandatory Leanna Decker GIF drop 😛




























And, finally, the other GIF drop:









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