【黑卡杯】羊驼花边报

Day 1,674, 21:21 Published in China North Korea by sagaWF

活動1. 羊駝(花邊)趣聞募集
寫下任何關於羊駝或自己的報紙,可以是歷史,趣聞,八掛,經歷,只要和羊駝有關即可。
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响应黑卡的号召,为了防止帅哥osk夺得黑卡锦标,特发一篇花边报打擂台。
在很久很久以前,貌似是1000多天以前,无聊到想在游戏里建立春哥教,跟当时风靡erep的Dioism打对台。可惜信众太少,很快就悄无声息了。
后来就出现了aliao,成为了云南的女王。
咦,好像不太对?难道aliao=春哥(大雾

把老文拿出来发一发,以飨对春哥尚有留恋之情的盆友们。
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eGod HAS RISEN AGAIN! CHUN GE, THE TRUEMAN!

eWorld的真正福音!春哥,纯爷们!

我,使徒sagaWF,在此向广大e公民传播我们伟大的信仰,希望通过我的文字能与同 信春哥的弟兄姊妹分享在信仰中得到的喜乐,也希望我的撰述能藉由伟大的春哥教而流传后 世。同时我们会尽力摒除一些低俗的春哥教教义

序言 (转载自使徒 索罗的文章)

第一章 春哥教的起源(代序)
上古时代,当春哥在湖南发迹之后,互联网上开始有一种朴素的原始信仰逐渐兴起,这种信 仰的核心就是对于春哥性别的崇拜。
之初,信仰者们蒙昧未开,认为春哥的性别乃是非男非女。后来,受惠于一些伟大先知们殚 精竭虑地考证与宣教,信仰者们认识到了原先认为春哥的性别是非男非女 其实是错误的,春哥真正的性别应是男性。数载之后,春哥信仰日兴,为了区别春哥与普通 男性,强调春哥性别的神圣性,又有先知提出应以“纯爷们”作为春哥真 正的性别称号。
通过历代春哥信仰者们在网络上不辞辛劳地遍布福音,到如今,春哥信仰已成燎原之势席卷 互联网。而“信春哥,得永生”口号的提出,更是象征着春哥信仰已从一种网民集体无意识 行为之下产生的原始宗教崇拜,转变为了具有社会性及一定组织性的伟大宗教信仰——春哥 教。

在eRepublik里,只有一位春哥,他便是我们的神:
Chunge.Trueman (http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1806504).

以下皆为冒牌:
liyichun (http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/2270977
名单待补充。

春哥教祷告词:
简易版:
1. 信春哥,得永生!
2、信春哥,不挂科。
3、信春哥,死后原地满血复活。

完整版:
信春哥,得永生!感谢春哥赐予我Google,愿她的名字行在网上,如同行在地上一样 。每日的网站,你赐予我。免我的费,如同我们免别人的费。不叫我们遇见五毛。救我们脱 离GFW。因为国度、权柄、荣耀,全是你的,直到永远!阿门!

祷告之地

只要你去论坛post你所想念的祷告词,便是我们的兄弟。我们的信仰就是Truema nism.我们的兄弟姐妹都是Truemanist.

-待续-


eGod HAS RISEN AGAIN! CHUN GE, THE TRUEMAN!

I, apostle sagaWF, am going to spread our great faith to citizens. I hope through my writing we can share with our brothers and sisters the joy of our faith. I hope my articles can come down as our great faith will live forever. We will also try to set aside some vulgar teachings due to the misunderstanding of Truemanism previously.

Preamble (Reprinted from the Apostle Solomon's article)

Chapter I. The Origin of the Truemanism (Chun Ge Jiao)

Ancient times, when the Chun Ge raised in Hunan, the cyber world began to have a naive belief. The core of this belief is the worship of sex of Chun Ge.

At the beginning, believers were ignorant. They believe Chun Ge is neither male nor female. Later, benefit from some of the great prophets labored textual research and missionary, the believers recognized that their original idea was wrong. Chun Ge must be a male. Several years later, Chun Ge faith became more and more popular in cyber world. In order to distinguish the Chun Ge from ordinary men, emphasizing the sacred nature of sex Chun Ge, another prophet, to adopt a "Trueman " as the title for Chun Ge’s holy gender.

Through years of sermon by Chun Ge believers, the faith of Chun Ge and its Gospel has swept the Internet. The appearance of "Believe Chun Ge, Have Eternal Life" slogan remarks that the childish religious worship has changed to a great religion with certain social and religious organization. That is Chun Ge Jiao (in Chinese Pinyin), also called Truemanism in English.

In eRepublik, there is only one Chun Ge. He is our eGo😛
Chunge.Trueman (http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1806504).

The following IDs are fake gods:
liyichun (http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/2270977)

The list is to be supplemented.

Chun Ge Jiao (Truemanism) Prayers:

Simple version:
1. Believe Chun Ge, have eternal life!
2, Believe Chun Ge, never fail exams.
3, Believe Chun Ge, revive with full blood right after death.

Full version (Chinese only):

信春哥,得永生!感谢春哥赐予我Google,愿她的名字行在网上,如同行在地上一样 。每日的网站,你赐予我。免我的费,如同我们免别人的费。不叫我们遇见五毛。救我们脱 离GFW。因为国度、权柄、荣耀,全是你的,直到永远!阿门!