万国の労働者よ、団結せよ！

Day 845, 13:03 • Published in Japan Japan • by Amamiya Haruhi

Bankoku no rōdōsha yo, danketsu seyo desu~

Members of the Desu Workers' Party and eJapan, I hereby announce my intention to run for Party President of the DWP for a third term. Under this term I will promise the continuation of the glorious desu~ revolution and the furthering of it's principles. I will endorse the continued betterment of eJapan and the restoration of a stable economy. For my current achievements, one need only look to the past. With the support of our good friends in the SOS Brigade and our new-found friends in the ISP, we managed to gain a total of two congress seats this previous elections. Before even that, we managed to gain a single congress seat with just 9 members. I henceforth speak to you, Desu Workers and eJapanese, look at the mark of progress. We have continued to grow steadily and maintain a fairly good member count for a new party and proven our purpose to the country. We have continued to recruit and gain faithful members who wish to help us contribute to the glory of the nation, the betterment of it for the common citizen, and the stabilization of the economy. Recently, we have worked to improve the working conditions for our own party members and for members outside the party by creating the Desu Workers Syndicate. Through this we will purchase companies and keep stable and fair wages for equal work. We also have created the Revolutionary Desu Guard to act as a militia. This militia is primarily to serve for one purpose: Protecting eJapan. Whether the enemy be foreign or domestic, I can assure you the Guard will serve the purpose.

As such, I hereby stop my rambling and bring you my manifesto:

- Continued growth of the Desu Workers' Party [45+ Members]
- More Congress Seats in the coming election [3/4 Congress Seats]
- Party Avatars that will inspire devotion, loyalty, and camaraderie
- Events and Activities to keep the members active, and keep the party fun

Thank you for your time, and remember, endorse Haruhi-chan for DWP PP!