White House Press Report

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The official Press Room of the United States. Check here, for all official announcements from your government.

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WHPR [Day 1,097] - From Sea to Shining Sea

17 • Tag 1,097, 12:21 • Veröffentlicht in USA USA

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America is a tune. It must be sung together.

(Insert Menstrual Joke Here)

There comes a time every month when America … mehr »

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WHPR [Day 1,096] - Burn My Shadow Away

5 • Tag 1,096, 14:07 • Veröffentlicht in USA USA

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I burned my tomorrows, and I stand inside today at the edge of the future as my dreams all fade away.

Sitting on Our Hands … mehr »

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WHPR [Day 1,093] - Media Idol

17 • Tag 1,093, 21:16 • Veröffentlicht in USA USA

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Eugene Harlot’s kill count is kept track by his stubble. He shaves when he loses count.

Quick Links

- Talk with people on IRC so you can make more … mehr »

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WHPR [Day 1,088] - Media and Jobs

14 • Tag 1,088, 20:38 • Veröffentlicht in USA USA

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Media Rocks your Socks

So, people complain about the crappy media. This cuts me deep, America. This is technically my “responsibility” so I feel guilty when I read this. I feel like I should be doing more. Then I get a few good ideas. Then … mehr »

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WHPR [Day 1,086] - Poland, Malaysia, Indoctrination, and HR

15 • Tag 1,086, 19:13 • Veröffentlicht in USA USA

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America Smash

I was going for a sort of “Hulk smash” (or Reagan, whichever) with that. It’s hard to pull off without the benefit of voice fluctuation. Anywho, stuff is going down. Broland’s territory in Western Siberia is under attack via … mehr »