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I don't know what to put here, so the remaining 250 characters will go to enormous, uncalled for, and never-before-seen lengths to give the reader a full, in-depth understanding of my sincere love for our mammalian brethren from whom we take wondrous portions of hearty, bloody, and delicious steaks.

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We Are Sorry UK

39 • Tag 1,000, 19:57 • Veröffentlicht in United Kingdom United Kingdom •

Dearest UK Citizens:


The current eCanadian President has become addicted to pressing big red buttons.

When we try to make him stop pressing the button, we get a response that includes the words “big balls” and “I have”

Despite

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Learn How to Use a Hospital!

2 • Tag 999, 12:35 • Veröffentlicht in USA USA •

There once was a time where you would fight wherever you wanted and then clicked a button and voila! You were healed back up to your 90+ wellness so you could continue on with your life and avoid from being fired.

Unfortunately it doesn’t quite

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Don't Understand Hospitals?

23 • Tag 998, 19:40 • Veröffentlicht in Canada Canada •

For the past week or so, I, along with many other eCanadians, have been sitting on irc for hours on end while doing all we can to crush the British. Although at first many couldn’t seem to grasp how certain parts of the new Military Module works,

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Will You Be Hungry Enough?

7 • Tag 998, 09:33 • Veröffentlicht in Canada Canada •

Are you hungry? Really hungry? Are you hungry enough to possibly consume upwards of 100 pieces of food in a day?



Make

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North America: The New Weapon of Mass Destruction

23 • Tag 996, 19:50 • Veröffentlicht in Canada Canada •


There was once a time where great armies ruled this e-world. There was once a time where the most powerful tanks could be the downfall of an entire region. Not anymore it isn’t. What is the new secret weapon?

Timezones!

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