Daily Terrible Joke Day #2,077
I recently obtained my philosophy degree.
I can now think deeply about being unemployed.
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I recently obtained my philosophy degree.
I can now think deeply about being unemployed.
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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!
Can't believe my luck. I walk into a library and trip over a Charles Dickens' novel.
I was doing ok for myself but now I've fallen on Hard Times
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You should try my new crushed insect limb soup.
It's the bee's knees.
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus are incapable of feeling fear.
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