Or: The Anatomy of a Whale
While browsing the internet during my content block garnered from my very first Famous Point, I came across an interesting (and relevant) article. Enjoy.
The Top F2P Monetization Tricks
by Ramin Shokrizade
Two have died and yet you still ignore me. It seems I must soon take far more drastic action.
I have condemned Lana to death by steamroller. May Dio have mercy upon her soul.
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Another day passes and another day my requests are ignored. Are the lives of your comrades worth that little to you?
For crimes against humanity, Plato will now be put to death. He is to engage in … mehr »
24 hours have passed and my demands have not been met. Action must be taken.
I have activated sleeper cells on the eastern seaboard and dispatched whaling vessels. At 2100 hours they were successful in … mehr »